Five Word Story

[Jack Davidson]

. Billy's appointment with his proctologist

 

[SwaggeringGit]

grimly brought him international reknown <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

as no case as serious

 

[SwaggeringGit]

had ever been documented before.

 

[Corrington]

But however we have to

 

[SwaggeringGit]

eventually conclude that billy's condition

 

[Corrington]

was every moment worse and

 

[SwaggeringGit]

and worse, allowing growth of

 

[Meigger]

a huge pimple on his

 

[Corrington]

fat beerbelly making terrible pain

 

[Meigger]

and causing him to vomit

 

[SwaggeringGit]

sickening amounts of undiluted pus. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="ko.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

that won many awards and

 

[Meigger]

ribbons for originality. However, while

 

[SwaggeringGit]

many found this grotesquely amusing,

 

[Corrington]

he's pain was killing his

 

[SwaggeringGit]

mother via telepathically communicated sensations.

 

[Corrington]

which were encrypted by secret

 

[Commodore John Paul Jones]

cults called The Brothers Grimm.

 

[Jack Davidson]

This brought grim satisfaction to <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="24.gif" />