I don't want to interrupt the really exciting work that's going on, but I had to pop in to say how great this project looks to be coming along. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/william.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":will" border="0" alt="william.gif" /> You guys are amazing. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
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Has anybody come up with a name for this bird yet? "Cap'n Flint" may be a little trite or overused, but I still think it's a good name. Personally, I always wanted to have a parrot that I would name, "Dr. Pangloss" that I would keep in a cage and train to say the phrase, "This is the best of all possible worlds!" (Actually getting a parrot and training him to do that would really be carrying a joke too far. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/type_1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":nk" border="0" alt="type_1.gif" /> )
A bird as colorful as this one is shaping up to be should have a vocabulary that is just as colorful, I also think it would be funny if the bird could say things that get you into fights, so here is my submission for the parrot's,
Parrot_dialog.h.tx .
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string DLG_TEXT[28] = {
"You askin' me? I say help the `sissy-boy`, I hear the psychopath's quest is really buggy.",
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"Nobody asked you!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":c" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />
"Have you ever considered breath mints? Yer oral hygiene leaves a lot to be desired.",
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"Yer nobody to talk, cracker breath!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
"Remember, the bigger they are, the harder they hit, er ... fall. Yeah, that's it fall, the harder they fall.",
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"That's not very helpful....", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
"Wings, do yer dooty!.",
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"I can take 'em!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" />
"You know? You're a real friend. You're always there, always ready with a shoulder to cr*p on...",
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"Belay that!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_twisted.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":twisted:" border="0" alt="icon_twisted.gif" />
"How many times do I gots to say this? First you plunder, pillage and loot, then you raze the town! Sheesh!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/type_1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":nk" border="0" alt="type_1.gif" />
"Stow that!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />
"Anybody heard of birdseed?",
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"Pipe down!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whippa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="whippa.gif" />
"What are you complaining about? I'm still waiting for Cat, Inez and Nathan to make a girl parrot for me!",
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"Cheeky monkey!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
)" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />
"The brothel again?!?! Pieces of eight, pieces of ... Hey! get that cracker out of my mouth!",
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"Not now! Er,.. pretty bird, nice birdy! Shut up!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/oops3.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
ops2" border="0" alt="oops3.gif" />
"I'm terribly sorry, sir, and henceforth I shall refrain from using foul language. By the way, what did the chicken do?",
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"Mad Jack told me that one.", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
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"Yo ho, yo ho, a parrot's life for me...Whatta ya mean those ain't the words?", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/type_1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":nk" border="0" alt="type_1.gif" />
"Just my luck to have a deaf and tone deaf parrot....", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
"Hey soldier boy! My boy here says he can kick yer butt!",
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"Keep it down ya crazy bird!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
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"He says that all you goons are `girly-men`! ",
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".", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whistling.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="whistling.gif" />
"Don't mind him sir, he's been in the sun a little too long!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />
"Why did I bring you on shore? En Garde!", <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />
};
<img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
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