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Man Who Used Stick To Roll Ball Into Hole In Ground Praised For His Courage

June 19, 2008

SAN DIEGO—A man who used several different bent sticks to hit a ball to an area comprised of very short grass surrounding a hole in the ground was praised for his courage Monday after he used a somewhat smaller stick to gently roll the ball into the aforementioned hole in fewer attempts than his competitors. "What guts, what confidence," ESPN commentator Scott Van Pelt said of the man, who was evidently unable to carry his sticks himself, employing someone else to hold the sticks and manipulate the flag sticking out of the hole in the ground while he rolled the ball into it. "You have to be so brave, so self-assured, so strong mentally to [roll a ball into a hole in the ground]. Amazing." The man in question apparently hurt his knee during this activity.
 
<b>Police Find Man Fighting ... With Himself</b>

POSTED: 7:59 am MST July 1, 2008
UPDATED: 8:19 am MST July 1, 2008


PHOENIX -- Officers dispatched to what they thought was a domestic disturbance Monday night discovered a lone Mesa man fighting with himself, authorities said.

Though the original call reported a verbal argument between a man and a woman, police said they found the 21-year-old man arguing with himself, changing the pitch of his voice as he acted out each part.

The man was also destroying the inside of the apartment, officers said. He broke the front window as officers tried to calm him down and coax him out of the home, according to authorities.

A crisis team decided the man was a danger to himself and obtained a mental health pick up order, police said. The Mesa SWAT team responded and took the subject into custody.
Copyright 2008 by KPHO.com. All rights reserved.
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<!--quoteo(post=265968:date=Jul 1 2008, 04:28 PM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Jul 1 2008, 04:28 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=265968"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><b>Police suspect giraffe in circus breakout</b>
Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:14pm EDT

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Fifteen camels, two zebras and several llamas and pot-bellied pigs escaped from a circus visiting Amsterdam early Monday, police said.

"We suspect that a giraffe kicked open a pen," Dutch police said in a statement, adding that the animals did not get far before they were rounded up and returned to the circus.

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That explains the llamas in Morgan's backyard! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
so the giraffes are now allied with the llama's? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Especially a magic one. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
<b>Alleged burglar sheds clothes, flees in shorts</b>
20 hours ago

STUART, Fla. (AP) — Police say a man took off his clothes, broke into a home and fled in shorts belonging to the female resident. The woman who lives at the home said a man woke her up Saturday night by banging on her front door.

She said she called 911 after he broke in through her second-floor balcony.

When a deputy arrived, he found a bicycle on the ground behind the house. He also found pants and underwear on the balcony floor.

Other deputies spotted the 30-year-old man walking along a main road wearing tight blue shorts, later identified as belonging to the woman.

The man was charged with burglary, petit theft, criminal mischief and trespass. His bond was set at $11,250.

<i>Information from: The Stuart News, <a href="http://www.tcpalm.com" target="_blank">http://www.tcpalm.com</a></i>
 
<b>Woman seeks $30K after her home mistakenly razed</b>
19 hours ago

JACKSON, Miss. (AP) — A Jackson State University official blames pranksters for the mistaken demolition of a house — and everything in it. Owner Annie Wilson of Dallas said trying to get fair compensation has been a nightmare.

Vice president Troy Stovall said Jackson State bought the lot next to hers for potential expansion. He says somebody moved signs with the address and a notice that it belonged to the school onto Wilson's lot — so the contractor worked at the wrong site.

The 713-square-foot house had been appraised for just over $10,000. The school offered Wilson $8,000 in May. She says someone from the state finance department offered $20,000 on Thursday.

Wilson says she should get at least $30,000, because of all the belongings destroyed.

She says those include antique furniture and handmade quilts.

<i>Information from: The Clarion-Ledger, <a href="http://www.clarionledger.com" target="_blank">http://www.clarionledger.com</a></i>
 
<b>12 million bees released on Canadian highway</b>
1 day ago

ST. LEONARD, New Brunswick (AP) — Some 12 million honey bees were released along Canada's largest highway on Monday after a truck transporting them overturned, police said.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police said the truck carrying 330 crates of bees was traveling on a ramp when the load shifted and the truck overturned.

A downpour of rain helped to contain the bees in and around the truck, police said.

"Bees don't like the rain ... thousands of bees are hanging on the back of this truck and on the pavement right behind," said Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Derek Strong.

Bee experts from Agriculture Canada were called in to help deal with the accident.

Richard Duplain, vice president of the New Brunswick Beekeepers Association, said it's difficult to predict whether the bees would be docile or agitated given their ordeal.

"It's certainly not a situation where you want to tempt problems," said Duplain. "You certainly don't want to go walking through a field of disoriented, agitated and wet honey bees."

Duplain said it's unlikely the bees would survive very long unless they're captured quickly because they wouldn't be under the care and attention of experienced beekeepers.
 
<b>Man auctions life, but disappointed at bid price</b>
2 days ago

PERTH, Australia (AP) — A man who auctioned his life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — on eBay said Monday he is disappointed with the selling price: almost $384,000.

Ian Usher, a British immigrant to Australia, put everything he owned as well as introductions to his friends on the online auction site after a painful breakup with his wife prompted him to want a fresh start.

Bidding closed Sunday and reached nearly $384,000 — an amount Usher said his house in the western city of Perth was worth on its own.

"I guess I'm a little bit disappointed at the final price, I'd hoped it to be a little higher than that," Usher told Nine Network television on Monday. "But I am committed to selling and moving on and making a fresh start."

He declined to reveal the buyer's identity, or what his next step would be.

Usher said he had hoped to get at least $480,000 (a half-million Australian dollars) for his life — his house and all its contents, car and a motorcycle, a jet ski, skydiving gear, an introduction to friends and a trial period in his sales job — but that the final result was enough for him to make a new start in life.
 
July 1, 2008, 3:17PM
<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><b>Man charged after hitting mom with Polish sausage</b><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->

Associated Press
DELAND, Fla. — A man was charged with battery after he hit his mother in the head with a three-pound package of Polish sausage, police said.

Gregory Allen Praeger, 46, was in the kitchen cooking and talking on the phone when officers arrived Saturday night. His mother told police he had been drinking and arguing with her, then picked up the package of sausage and hurled it, grazing her head. She was not badly hurt and did not have to go to the hospital.

Praeger confirmed his mother's story, police said. He was held on $500 bond, according to jail records, which did not list an attorney. Deland is about 20 miles from Daytona Beach.
 
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<b>Woman crashes into store then tries to buy beer</b>
1 day ago

NORWALK, Calif. (AP) — A convenience store became an unwilling drive-in when a 74-year-old woman plowed her car through the front window and then tried to buy a six-pack of Budweiser, police and the owner said.

Lynne Rice of Norwalk drove her 1988 Cadillac into Joe's Food Mart and Video on Sunday evening, Los Angeles County sheriff's Lt. Jenny Ha said.

The car plowed about halfway through the store but nobody was injured. Rice got out of the car, walked over to the cooler and pulled out a six-pack of Budweiser beer, said the store owner, who gave only his last name, Awada, to the Long Beach Press-Telegram.

"I don't know how she managed to walk," Awada said, adding a cashier declined the sale and instead called police.

Rice was taken to a hospital for examination because she had a pre-existing medical condition, Ha said.

She was also arrested for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence and released on $15,000 bail, authorities said.

Rice could not be reached for comment Tuesday. There was no telephone listing with her name in Norwalk.

Awada said the crash destroyed two 6-foot-wide glass panels. Damage was put at about $8,000.
 
Might as well get what you came for while your there. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><b>Mow your Lawn or Go to Jail</b><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->

In Ohio they take grass-cutting very seriously. So seriously infact that homeowners who don’t mow their lawns face a stiff fine, even jail time in some cases.
The city council has decided to get tougher by increasing the maximum fine for failing to cut the grass from $150 to $250. And they’ve also added up to 30 days behind bars if a violator is particularly bad. Mayor William Healy says it’s the type of action needed “in order to clean up our neighbourhoods and our city.”
 
We have that law here, too <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

<!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><b>Police: Woman Held Cat For Ransom After Losing Dog</b><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->

POSTED: 11:07 am EDT July 1, 2008
UPDATED: 1:26 pm EDT July 1, 2008

<b>GREENACRES, Fla. -- </b>A South Florida woman has been charged with theft and extortion, accused by police of kidnapping a family's cat and holding it for ransom in hopes of getting her dog returned.

Police said it all began in May when Linda Urioste's black Labrador Scooby disappeared from her Greenacres home.

The dog was picked up by Animal Care and Control and held for five days before being adopted by Jutta Hollar and her husband.Hollar told WPBF News 25 that they had the pup -- now named "Buddy" -- about two weeks when they received word that Urioste had stopped by Animal Care and Control looking for him.Hollar said that she and her husband were considering returning the dog until they met with Urioste to discuss the situation."But she was very rude and yelled at us and treated us really not very nice," Hollar told WPBF.She said that they decided that Buddy was staying put when Urioste threatened to sue them.A few days after the confrontation, Hollar realized that the family's cat, Mitz, was gone from her usual outside spot. Hollar began to wonder where the cat could have gone when she received a phone call from Urioste."I was the used-to-be-owner, but I was wondering if you were missing a gray pussy cat. Because a pussy cat ran out in front of my car not far from your house and I saved its life. I almost ran him over. So, I was just wondering how you are enjoying Scooby, because I am enjoying your pussy cat while he is in his crate. You call it crate, I call it a cage. Have a nice day," Urioste is heard saying on a answering machine tape.Greenacres police said that Urioste admitted to them that she had the cat and refused to give it back unless the Hollars gave her dog back.Urioste was arrested and charged with theft and extortion.Mitz was returned to the Hollars' home safely."When I realized what she had done, it was just unbelievable. Just unbelievable," Hollar told WPBF.Urioste did not return a phone call for comment. According to a police report, she told police that she waited so long to look for her dog because she thought he had been stolen.<i>

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<b>Oregon lawn-chair pilot plans 300-mile flight</b>
By JEFF BARNARD |Associated Press Writer10:21 AM CDT, July 3, 2008

GRANTS PASS, Ore. - Like many Americans, Kent Couch plans to settle into a lawn chair during the Fourth of July weekend. Unlike everyone else, his feet will dangle high above the lawn.

Couch is set to launch himself skyward on Saturday aboard his lawn chair, which will be attached to 150 giant latex party balloons filled with helium. His goal: to fly more than 300 miles from his gas station in central <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/us/oregon-PLGEO1001040000000000.topic" target="_blank">Oregon</a> to somewhere in <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/us/idaho-PLGEO100102000000000.topic" target="_blank">Idaho</a>, preferably Boise.

It will be his third attempt to fly by the seat of his pants to Idaho -- he doesn't wear a seat belt.

"The first time, nobody wanted to be involved at all," Couch told The Associated Press in a phone interview Wednesday. "They were thinking I was a lunatic, I mean a balloon-atic. My friends shunned me. But this time it's different. "

He now has a corporate sponsor, a team of volunteers and his wife Susan's blessing.

Couch, 48, was inspired to go up, up and away by the 1982 lawn-chair flight over <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/us/california/los-angeles-county/los-angeles-PLGEO100100102380000.topic" target="_blank">Los Angeles</a> by truck driver Larry Walters, whose adventure brought him a measure of fame, but also a $1,500 fine for violating air traffic rules.

Couch made his first ascent in 2006, floating for six hours before shooting out a few balloons with his pellet gun to descend. He apparently shot out too many balloons because he had to use his parachute to land. He never found the lawn chair.

Last year, he flew 193 miles before running low on helium and landing in a patch of sagebrush. A gust of wind blew away that chair. It was found in May by a ranchers checking the fence line on their eastern Oregon property.

Couch has appeared on ABC's "Good Morning America" and <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/economy-business-finance/media/television-industry/nbc-ORCRP004494.topic" target="_blank">NBC</a>'s "Tonight Show with <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/topic/entertainment/jay-leno-PECLB003008.topic" target="_blank">Jay Leno</a>." He has enjoyed his time in the limelight, but said he isn't flying a lawn chair for fame and fortune.

Cluster ballooning is inherently risky, but the ride is generally carefree, he said.

"When you're up there, there's not much stress," he said. "There's a little stress on the way down. A few navigational issues you've got to deal with. But there's nothing, really, I can do but enjoy it."

With corporate sponsorship this year, he says he's much better equipped and hopes to cross the Wallowa Mountains in northeastern Oregon and make it to Idaho and beyond. He figures the rig costs about $6,000, mostly for helium.

The balloons are tied to a framework attached to a reclining lawn chair. He is using 15-gallon barrels as a water ballast, which he can drain to gain altitude.

"If I get up around 15,000 feet, I'll pop a couple balloons," Couch said. "If I get too low, I'll release some water. All the way you go it's like a seesaw, up and down, up and down. You can't feel yourself going up and down. You have to look at the altimeter."

Couch will have a finger clip to monitor the oxygen level in his blood and a tank of oxygen should he venture too high. He'll have a GPS tracking device attached to his chair and another in his pocket, allowing his location to be monitored on his Web site.

He'll bring duct tape and zip ties for emergency repairs, extra clothes and a blanket to ward off the cold at higher altitudes. He'll munch on beef jerky, boiled eggs and chocolate.

"You don't want to eat much," he said. "There's no bathrooms up there on that chair."

If all goes well this year, the lawn-chair pilot says he'd like to fly across the English Channel and even Australia.

"I don't mind them thinking I'm nuts," Couch said. "I've done my research and I feel plenty confident."
 
<b>Man Sells Stolen Items At Garage Sale Near Home That Was Robbed</b>

POSTED: 6:50 am EDT July 2, 2008
UPDATED: 9:35 am EDT July 2, 2008

OCALA, Fla. -- Police say an Ocala man was selling stolen property at a yard sale in the same neighborhood as the home he robbed.

Fred and Betty McAteers, who live in Ocklawaha, arrived at a home they own in Ocala on Monday to find that it had been burglarized. They returned Tuesday and walked around the neighborhood to see if anyone knew anything about the theft. During their walk, they saw their dresser sitting on the front lawn of an apartment building.They called the police, who charged 22-year-old Branden Mitchell Gardiner with residential burglary and dealing in stolen property. He was being held on a $4,000 bond.

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<b>Australians making odd choices for funeral songs</b>
1 day ago

ADELAIDE, Australia (AP) — Hymns are being replaced at funerals in one Australian city by popular rock classics like Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" and AC/DC's "Highway to Hell," a cemetery manager said Wednesday.

At Centennial Park, the largest cemetery and crematorium in the southern city of Adelaide, only two hymns still rank among its top 10 most popular funeral songs: "Amazing Grace" and "Abide With Me."

Leading the funeral chart is crooner Frank Sinatra's classic hit "My Way," followed by Louis Armstrong's version of "Wonderful World," a statement said.

The Led Zeppelin and AC/DC rock anthems rank outside the top 10, but have gained ground in recent years as more Australians give up traditional Christian hymns.

"Some of the more unusual songs we hear actually work very well within the service because they represent the person's character," Centennial Park chief executive Bryan Elliott said.

Among other less conventional choices were "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by the Monty Python comedy team, "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead," "Hit the Road Jack," "Another One Bites the Dust" and "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead."
 
<b>Courthouse with dead opossum almost free of fleas</b>
1 day ago

PULASKI, Va. (AP) — The Pulaski County Courthouse is almost free of fleas that hitched a ride on an opossum found dead between the floorboards. In early June, workers started to complain that the pests were biting them and visitors.

Assistant County Administrator Robert Hiss said the problem was primarily confined to the first floor, which holds offices that include court clerks and a general district courtroom.

During a search, a maintenance worker was drawn by a strong, foul odor coming from underneath the first floor. There he found the dead opossum covered in fleas.

With the carcass removed and another dusting of chemicals, Hiss reports that the flea problem has greatly diminished.

For good measure, another treatment might be done over the holiday weekend.





Are they sure it wasn't a lawyer down there? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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