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If only she knew what was in them. xD:

Krispy Kreme patron snags $5K worth of DOUGH-nuts

A customer at a North Carolina Krispy Kreme got something even sweeter than a dozen hot glazed doughnuts: $5,000 in cash. Police say a clerk at the store in Fayetteville accidentally handed over a box of doughnuts that also contained the store's cash receipts on Friday. Police say before taking the money to be deposited, a manager put the cash in a doughnut box as a safeguard against theft.

Fayetteville Police Sgt. Dan Grubb says the clerk didn't know about the routine, and accidentally handed the wrong box to a customer at the drive-thru window.

Grubb says as of Monday, no one has come forward to return the money.
 
Ron Sveden has been a smoker most of his seventy five years on this planet, so when he began feeling poorly experiencing unusual fatigue,a loss of appetite, and a persistent cough he had visions of doom and gloom fearing he would be diagnosed with lung cancer.

He spent ten days in the hospital in Cape Cod where a lung biopsy stunned doctors and Svenden's family revealing what was actually causing his ailments. Surgeons removed a 0ne-and -a half inch sprouting pea plant rowing in one of his lungs.

How Sveden ended up with a small vegetable garden growing in his lung no one really knows ,Ron and his doctors can only speculate that sometime during one of the man's meals he must of accidentally chocked sending the pea shooting down his wind pipe into his lungs.

Ron revealed that after he received the doctors stunning diagnosis he began to giggle,claiming he was so relieved that he did not have lung cancer that he was both amazed and amused. The hospital staff described Ron as a great natured and good humored, days after his surgery when he was served one of his first meals the hospital staff served him jokingly a order of peas!


Full story, including a link to a YouTube copy of an interview, here.
 
Stop Wining

Angry residents in a wine-making village are seeking compensation after sizzling summer weather caused giant vats to pop their corks and flood the entire town.

Swarms of flies descended on the sweet, sticky goo and farm animals have collapsed dead drunk after eating grass and feed soaked in the brew in Tajrovo in the Ukraine.
 
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Two women rob a man at an ATM machine using their breasts

A man in Paris was left €300 out of pocket after oggling a pair of naked breasts, and he hadn’t been anywhere near the Moulin Rouge. Police are studying CCTV footage which shows a pair of attractive young women in their twenties trying to distract the man as he entered his PIN number at the cash machine. The women, both described as East European first tried to distract the young Parisian using a newspaper. When this failed one of the women exposed both her breasts and stroked the man’s crotch.

Whilst he was distracted the other woman withdrew €300 from the man’s bank account and the cheeky pair scarpered with the loot.

A Paris police spokesman gave this statement:

“We would advise anyone withdrawing cah from a machine to focus on what they are doing and not allow themselves to be distracted, however attractive the view.”
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xD:

Back in elementary school, my class was taken into a bank and in behind an ATM to see how it worked. Of course, me being the weirdo I am, hollered at people getting their money out, and scared the crap out of this one guy who Spiderman'd it onto the wall to get away from the talking machine. :woot
 
http://www.styleswept.ca/2010/08/no-sexy-skivvies-for-these-british-bobbies.html

Ok, lets be brief and just post the essentials

If any other profession tried to regulate the underwear their employees wore, without any grounds for it, I can’t imagine the backlash that would occur.
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joke potential has already left orbit and is heading for Mars.
 
Beneke said:
xD: that woulve scaared anyone did you get in trouble?
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I got three months of after-school detention, helping the janitor clean the washrooms. :eww One plus was the janitor was also the school's computer tech, and he let me mess around on their main computer. :cheeky
 
Unoccupied boat comes ashore in Florida

Redington Beach, Florida-The discovery of an empty 48-foot boat that washed up on a Pinellas County beach Wednesday prompted calls to 9-1-1 and a massive search by the coast guard for anyone who might have been on board.

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Witnesses say the boat came ashore around noon Wednesday and appeared to be still running.

"I've never seen anything like it, never," said Alex Zapata, visiting from Texas. "We were about a quarter mile away and saw this boat coming up and were like that's kind of peculiar."

Witnesses say Pinellas Sheriff's deputies arrived and boarded the boat with guns drawn. They found no one on board and few clues as to where the boat came from. Investigators say the boat was not currently registered.

The 48-foot Sea Ray could be worth anywhere from $300,000 to $500,000 or more depending on its condition.

Investigators are now searching international records for any record of the vessel.
 
Ohio police chopper camera falls off in mid-flight, smooshes some cars

A camera mounted to a police helicopter in Columbus, Ohio fell off mid-flight, striking at least three vehicles in a parking lot. No one on the ground was hurt when the infrared camera valued at roughly $100,000 came crashing down around noon Wednesday in Columbus. One vehicle was heavily damaged.

At the time the chopper dropped its accidental bomb, the helicopter was being used in the search for a missing woman.

Police Sgt. Richard Weiner (WY'-nur) says the camera had been reinstalled on the chopper before it took off.

It's not clear why the camera came unhitched. Police are investigating, along with the Federal Aviation Administration.
 
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