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The Witcher

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hi.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":gday" border="0" alt="hi.gif" /> Ol' Salt matey. Half way through the game and the number of twists and turns in the story is incredible. This is one of the best RPG storylines have ever played. You soon get intto your character, from slaying beasts under contract for booty to wench'n in city's and villages, gambling to reach proffessional stage along with fisticuffs in the taverns for coin and reach proffessional for tuffer opponents. Course language and some nudity in this M rated version. Apparently there is an R rated uncensored version you can buy.
Usualy you find a lot of cut scenes annoying in this game, find this is not the case. Cut scenes are exremly well renderd and are gorgous to watch as they fit well into a well written story.As you find out who you really are as a Witcher to who your enemy really is or is not is extremly difficult to determine, such as the lovely scorceress, Trish whom I do not trust, never the less had a romp with her in the hay but pissed her off at this point, although she saved me arse from a sure hanging from Kings Daughter, Princess Ada after had a romp with her as well during a banquet

Trish The Sorceress
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Women charecters in this game are what can really screw you up. Chose your decisions wisely as each decision you make can get you in a heap of trouble and there nuth'n worse than women trouble <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

One of the best cut screens is coming out of Inn when a were wolf appeared on a rooftop not far from me. Watched him kill a salamandir guard taking a leak in a bush, than watched him climb and leap across rooftops to drop in front of me. This is one huge werewolf, figured to be in for a douzer battle
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First RPG game where you can wench? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> Lol cool. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":dance" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />
 
Aye mate, plenty of wench'n from hookers to bored townswomen, sorceress, Kings Daughter and there Shani as well, got meself in a pickle with women trouble at this point, One wants to marry the Witcher and the rest wanna stone him <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":drunk" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />
 
oh dear, i can see a benny hill chase in the future. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Haha. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Sooo what's other purposes of this game? Chasing werewolve like creatures or what? And most importantly what's the story of this game what you need to do there to finish this game? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

And btw are you able to REALLY marry with one of the womens in the game (or at least at end of the game)? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=228289:date=Dec 28 2007, 04:35 PM:name=Cylon13)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cylon13 @ Dec 28 2007, 04:35 PM) [snapback]228289[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Sooo what's other purposes of this game? Chasing werewolve like creatures or what? And most importantly what's the story of this game what you need to do there to finish this game? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
And btw are you able to REALLY marry with one of the womens in the game (or at least at end of the game)? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

All kinds of beasts and creatures including a vulumtous Vamperess , too many to list. Story of the game is your a Witcher, Slayer of Beasts. You have amnesia so you know nothing of your past so you start out as an unskilled Witcher and must regain your skills. There is a war beteen humans and nonhumans, also a large band of human bandits that must be detroyed. In the beginning you have only the beasts and human bandits as enemies but because also you are a half human and half sorcerer you are considerd a freak, so not all humans will accept you. You can try and stay neutral but only for so long and then you must chose sides. Right now I'm playing half bad arse and half good guy cause I want eveybody's loot and services offerd by both sides. Not sure if you can actually get married, but I think I'm about to find out.
Shani, the one in this picture sent me a love letter via a courier cause I was teleported by the Sorceress Trish to a distant land as Witcher was about to be hanged by the devious daughter to the King, Princess Ada who also liked the Witcher's goodies.

Shani want to get married. She's the only one so far that hasn't been laid yet <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" /> think she's a virgin
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She already asked for a ring and in this letter she tells the Witcher she loves him, meanwhile Trish the Sorceress who has a lot of power as you may guess, had a romp with her as well and she's threatend to turn me into the pig that I am according to her, so right now I'm just try'n to dodge female bullets, lol
 
<!--quoteo(post=228295:date=Dec 28 2007, 08:46 PM:name=skull)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(skull @ Dec 28 2007, 08:46 PM) [snapback]228295[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->She already asked for a ring and in this letter she tells the Witcher she loves him, meanwhile Trish the Sorceress who has a lot of power as you may guess, had a romp with her as well and she's threatend to turn me into the pig that I am according to her, so right now I'm just try'n to dodge female bullets, lol<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

Them women be trouble, and these girls look like a lot of trouble.
 
<!--quoteo(post=228618:date=Dec 30 2007, 12:19 AM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Old Salt @ Dec 30 2007, 12:19 AM) [snapback]228618[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=228295:date=Dec 28 2007, 08:46 PM:name=skull)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(skull @ Dec 28 2007, 08:46 PM) [snapback]228295[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->She already asked for a ring and in this letter she tells the Witcher she loves him, meanwhile Trish the Sorceress who has a lot of power as you may guess, had a romp with her as well and she's threatend to turn me into the pig that I am according to her, so right now I'm just try'n to dodge female bullets, lol<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Them women be trouble, and these girls look like a lot of trouble.
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Heh! ain't that the truth matey, <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> Female characters in this game can very quickly get ye in a real pickle. For every wench ye have an encounter with ye get a card like this one in the pic. So far have collected 16 cards, appears the witcher is a real horndog <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

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Womanizing and gambling is also a way to get side quests as well from these characters. Made some real cool magic potions to help in combat along with learning new signs which are extremly helpfull in battle.

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looks like that guy on the floor lost something. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> what's that shadow on the buildings in that first pic from? looks like a dragon or something. by the way, pretty silly typo there. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=229999:date=Jan 1 2008, 10:33 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Morgan Terror @ Jan 1 2008, 10:33 PM) [snapback]229999[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->pretty silly typo there. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

What typo? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" />
 
meh, he fixed it already. he had typed withner. now what's a withner? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> sounds like you sneezed.
 
Typo error ? Dam you guys are picky <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=231800:date=Jan 4 2008, 02:42 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Morgan Terror @ Jan 4 2008, 02:42 PM) [snapback]231800[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->meh, he fixed it already. he had typed withner. now what's a withner? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> sounds like you sneezed.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
A withner is a lactating rhinoceros, Morgan, haven't you learned anything from these threads? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bookish.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mm" border="0" alt="bookish.gif" />
 
blimeyness. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />
 
You can cut heads off in that game too? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=232188:date=Jan 5 2008, 11:27 AM:name=Cylon13)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cylon13 @ Jan 5 2008, 11:27 AM) [snapback]232188[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You can cut heads off in that game too? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Arms as well. Cutting head off is one of a few Witcher's finishing moves <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/duel_pa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ixi" border="0" alt="duel_pa.gif" /> , they are indeed quite good <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":drunk" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />
 
Beat the Game but there are three diffrent endings depending on what decisions you made, so am replaying game for diffrent ending. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />
 
Yarrrrr! Petros matey, enjoyed this game immesnley, Uncensored version has a red circle with 18 on the box cover. Unfortunatly I don't have this version .
 
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