Turks Island is owned by Pirates. But its smuggling nation is England. What this means is that I have to approach the port under a pirate flag so as not to upset the fort, but there are often some British ships in the area and I can't dock while they're still afloat. So either I furl all sails, set time compression to maximum, and wait for the fort to do the job; or I join in. Jack Sparrow is going to turn Pirate sooner or later. This time it was sooner. Susan Shaypen shouldn't have approved, but it was her fault I was at Turks Island in the first place.