Joke thread

[tommy61157]

they're like teenagers, never truly appreciate a single thing given to them, LOL

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

:

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

Maybe they should look behind them. :

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

:

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

The end is near. :

 

[rupertlittlebear]

that'll teach her to use "chocolate chip cookie dough" shampoo

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

Seems dogs will eat just about anything. :

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

Must be a celebrity. :

 

[tommy61157]

Makes me think of OJ simpson, LOL

 

[rupertlittlebear]

Makes me think of OJ simpson, LOL

he wore a glove

 

[tommy61157]

lol, true.

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

Now that's one smart bird. :

 

[Grey Roger]

More video footage here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7577599.stm

The report is here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/6907994.stm

Seagull becomes crisp shoplifter

A seagull has turned shoplifter by wandering into a shop and helping itself to crisps.
The bird walks into the RS McColl newsagents in Aberdeen when the door is open and makes off with cheese Doritos.
The seagull, nicknamed Sam, has now become so popular that locals have started paying for his crisps.
Shop assistant Sriaram Nagarajan said: "Everyone is amazed by the seagull. For some reason he only takes that one particular kind of crisps."
The bird first swooped in Aberdeen's Castlegate earlier this month and made off with the 55p crisps, and is now a regular.
Once outside, the crisps are ripped open and the seagull is joined by other birds.