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timing, stallion, TIMING! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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Crazy-ass dog:

<img src="http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z206/DAVECLAUDVANDAM/STUPIDASSDOG.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
slight miscalculation. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Just a little <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/xbrettxdotcom/5639c6a2edd781adcc522a7119225b3b.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
Double whammy. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
That dog was hysterical, but me thinks that someone threw the poor pooch out the window. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Can you picture a pooch jumping out of a car going at that speed? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />


No. Too damn funny. Just hope that those clowns smashed into a telephone pole after they chucked the dog out. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" /> No - I sure as hell wouldn't jump out of a moving car - let alone that one.

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Agreed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
And also hope the dog ran off for his own good and that the other dog jumped in the window and peed on them. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> Maybe that's why the film ends so abruptly!
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

"Charlie! Hit the gas man! The damn dog is trying to jump in!"

Dog barks and jumps into the back window of the car.


"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shit!!!!!!!!!!!"

Charlie: What's going on man?

"Damn dog is pissing on me!"
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

Passenger: *gurgle*

Charlie: "Stay with me, man! Don't die now!! You haven't put me in your will, yet!!"
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

"It burns!!!! The piss burns!!! What the hell is in this dog?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
Charlie: "Well, uhh, I thought he looked rather lonely wandering around the Chernobyl countryside, so..."

Passenger: "WTF man?? Are you nuts?!" *gurgle gurgle*

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Passenger: Ahhhhhh! An atomic dog!!!!!!!!!!

Charlie: Hey man. Don't let him piss on my seats man!

Passenger: (Grabs the dog while it is still pissing on him and chucks him up front with Charlie.)

Charlie: What the f--k is in this dog?!!!!!!!!!!
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Dog: "I'm trippin', yo!"

Charlie: *jumps out of car*

Passenger: "Shit, man! Where'd you go?!"
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />


Passenger: Sheet!! I'm covered in radiated dog piss with a talking dog and no one is driving the car.


Meanwhile, Charlie is laying on the side of the road being pissed on by the dog that was chucked out of the window. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Charlie starts getting vapourized, and begins calling for help.

Passenger: "Screw you, man! You wouldn't help me, so I ain't helpin' you! Thanks for the car!"
 
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