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Now that's visionary thinking. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" /> Meigger will be in charge of the advertising department. Imagine the tag line for our roach paste. <!--coloro:#0000FF--><span style="color:#0000FF"><!--/coloro--><i><b>Brush your teeth and eat at the same time.</b></i><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />
 
okay, maybe a little over the top. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
Actually, I was watching a program last night where a guy was being interviewed about a book he wrote that suggested that we all may just be bits of data in someone's computer program, sort of like "The Matrix." <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> And if we ever found this to be true that we shouldn't let on about it because then whoever is running the program might just terminate it and we will all vanish. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />
 
It might, since the creator of the program would be albe to eliminate certain lines of code without effecting the rest of the program. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Or why we don't exist? Did you hear that, Meigger? Morgan thinks we aren't real. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />
 
Hey, you know, I just gotta butt in here for a moment.

My kind have been eating cockroaches for quite some time now. They provide the essential protien and nutrients for any healthy rodent that has no access to cheese.

We never have to use any dentifrice to keep our teeth sparkling white up till now, so your market for this "Roachpaste" will be severely limited, unless you intend to market you product to rodents.

Better keep the contaminants to a minimun, since we've all tasted that crap before and will have no more of it!!!
 
Exactly. Your kind never brush and yet your teeth remain pearly white. And why is that? Pussy, pasty white roach puss. <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/barfing.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> We mean to give this secret that has only been enjoyed by you to the ignorant teeth brushing masses out there! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" /> Of course we have to disguise the taste or people will be barfing their guts out, but once we master that we will introduce our roach paste and make millions!!
And as an added bonus, you can eat it also!! Toothpaste that you can brush with then swallow. Meigger is a true visionary. It's a can't miss! You may want to consider investing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cheers.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="cheers.gif" />
 
plenty of rodents around, i'd say. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Hmm. Meigger is still a no show. I know he was taming some Yuks that he had, I'm worried things could have gotten out of hand. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
I have been busy working on the proper combination for the toothpaste. Can't seem to get the ingredients right, but am having a great time eating this stuff anyway. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bounce.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":b:" border="0" alt="bounce.gif" />
 
Be careful not to eat all our profits. And also be careful not to accidentally eat some of the more unstable ingredients, perhaps you should have some volunteers to eat the portions you may not be too sure are safe so that they blow up instead. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
Then round 'em up. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" />
 
This is true. Almost fell into my trap. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dev.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":d:" border="0" alt="dev.gif" /> But me do need volunteers.
 
Think I have the formula down pat. You take 20 <img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l133/meigger/thth2003091408.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />and add 1 bag of <img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l133/meigger/2579.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />then mix slowly. As you are mixing add 1 bottle of <img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l133/meigger/Fire20in20the20Hole.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />mix again then add two shots of <img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l133/meigger/tequila.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />. Mix until basically a gooey substance. Then it is ready for the tubes. What do you guys think? It does taste good, but has lots of calories.
 
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