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Pirates and global warming
A chart, included in the open letter, illustrating the relationship between pirates and global temperature According to Pastafarian beliefs, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.[sup][7][/sup] Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that pirates' image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are responsible for all of the mysterious lost ships and planes of the Bermuda Triangle. Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.[sup][30][/sup]