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Just ain't the same!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
You should get a Japanese toilet, it has buttons :
<img src="http://www.crappersquarterly.com/images/japan/JapaneseToilet.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
What are the buttons for? To accommodate different loads? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> Looks like the blue one releases a fish hook. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> And the white one's for turning on and off the headlights. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Or maybe <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> Lo jack <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=326881:date=Jun 9 2009, 07:21 AM:name=Skyliner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Skyliner @ Jun 9 2009, 07:21 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=326881"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->The pink one looks like it squirts water up your ass.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

some toilets do that...
 
<!--quoteo(post=326734:date=Jun 9 2009, 10:05 AM:name=Skyliner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Skyliner @ Jun 9 2009, 10:05 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=326734"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You should get a Japanese toilet, it has buttons :
<img src="http://www.crappersquarterly.com/images/japan/JapaneseToilet.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> Man, that's just too much.. I can do just fine with old-fashioned toilet and a bathroom nearby. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=326922:date=Jun 9 2009, 12:19 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Jun 9 2009, 12:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=326922"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=326881:date=Jun 9 2009, 07:21 AM:name=Skyliner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Skyliner @ Jun 9 2009, 07:21 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=326881"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->The pink one looks like it squirts water up your ass.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

some toilets do that...
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...I hate to ask...but...how do you know that? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
I believe its called a bidet. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
Anyone still use an outhouse? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
I hope not. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Some people in the outlying areas still have ones that are usable. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Until some as of yet unidentified person throws a pipe bomb in the hole. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> Not that I'd know said person... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/389_robber.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":robber:" border="0" alt="389_robber.gif" />
 
That's a shitty thing to do. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
you dont want to be near it when that thing goes of, or all the sudden you'l have that tan that nobody wants <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
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