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[morgan terror]

beating death is fun.

 

[extra crispy]

Hey! I'm calling my lawyer.

 

[morgan terror]

and i never saw it coming.

 

[Old Salt]

You magnificent bastard.

 

[morgan terror]

hardly, this time. although screwing death over was a pretty neat trick. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Cylon13]

I'm gonna mail a nuke to Death. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

He'll get pissed.

 

[morgan terror]

yeah, i can imagine how unsuspicious THAT bomb-letter's gonna look.

 

[Old Salt]

Don't want him coming after you. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="no.gif" />

 

[skyliner]

Well Death can't die.

 

[Cylon13]

*Sends a nice looking blood themed box to Death with a paper on it that has "Present from hell" written onto it*

Death: Wow.. so they finally sent me something.. okay lets have a look. *Opens the box*

<img src="http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc220/Cylon13/ewjchomp.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

<img src="http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc220/Cylon13/Explosion.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[skyliner]

I think Death is pissed now.

 

[extra crispy]

<img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-dramatic-cat-asks-where-the-sting-of-death-is.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Old Salt]

Death is fuming.

 

[extra crispy]

Did somebody say my name?

What do you get when you replace the tr in treasure island with a pl?
<img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g114/ramit200/island-1.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Stallion]

"Arr, that's a mighty fine parrot ye got there, mate. Does he talk?"

"Only when ye squeeze 'im!" <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

 

[extra crispy]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

 

[skyliner]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Cylon13]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />