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[Old Salt]

The tiger is still searching for scraps. Think we should use this formula on the next target. Salty-cannon plus tiger and lion shot into the lab equals bloodbath and problem solved.

 

[morgan terror]

so i need to stuff those two felines into the cannon and shoot them at the next lab?

 

[Meigger]

That is correct. Good luck.

 

[Old Salt]

First we have to get the cats out of the lab they are in.

 

[Meigger]

If we just open a door, I think they will leave.

 

[Old Salt]

But they will eat whomever opens the door for them, so we'll have to find someone to do it who is expendable.

 

[morgan terror]

why doesn't the victim just stand behind the door as he opens it? i can't do it. i'm the cannoneer.

 

[Old Salt]

Well, the victim can do that, but there is a 50/50 chance he will be eaten. Morgan, you should just grab someone off the street since you are down there, and force them to open the door. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="me.gif" />

 

[morgan terror]

i could also just place the cannon in front of the door. maybe they'll be stupid enough to walk straight in.

 

[Meigger]

Sounds like a plan too me.

 

[Old Salt]

I guess, being the way that they got into the cannon in the first place.

 

[morgan terror]

allright then!

 

[Peter Willemoes]

From when <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hzq88yqLaxM" target="_blank">The Boys Were Back in Town</a> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

I second your allright then! Nice You Tube piece.

 

[morgan terror]

and you get a lion,
and you light the fuse,
then the gun goes boom
and we're all amused
and you get...

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=")" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

blow back from the cannon and everything goes blank. What to do now?

 

[Old Salt]

The cats were blown up?



<i>Nice poem there, Morgan.</i>

 

[Meigger]

Looks like it to me. Nice work Morgan. How do you feel after receiving the blow back from the cannon?

 

[Old Salt]

Blow back from a salty-cannon can be fatal. I hope Morgan wasn't destroyed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> There is a lot of smoke down there.

 

[morgan terror]

i ended up somewhere in the next block. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" /> i think the cat got stuck in the barrel. no wonder the flying fluff.