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<!--quoteo(post=292581:date=Dec 14 2008, 06:53 AM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Dec 14 2008, 06:53 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=292581"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->you know what helps? tea with lemon juice and a shot of rum in it. i'm serious, that stuff works like hell.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
A shot of rum in anything will help. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
you're asking for trouble now. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

lemon tea works just as well. my recipe just doubles the effect.
 
Am I? How? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

Anyone who knows how I can get rid of my goddamn cold?
 
you'll see. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

that is, surprisingly enough, the recipe i mentioned. you can leave the rum, but the lemon juice with tea works amazingly against slime and such. be sure to mix the juice and tea well though. otherwise you'll be in for a bit of an icky surprise at the bottom of the cup. if you don't mix it, be sure to let someone take a picture of your face.
 
Slime? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

I don't have a cold, but instead a stomach virus - everything has been going straight through me. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Also known as diarea <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
Drink some blueberry juice, eat some carrots.
 
Is "bullet holes" some sort of virus? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock:" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />
 
I don't pick toxines for my breakfast (I think) <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
you tell me what else that damn cola is. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Oh nose!
<img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/188938594_f4e2ed2cfe.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
I ran out of lemons last week, and it's Sunday evening... All the grocery stores are closed <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> Looks like I'm stuck with this cold until tomorrow... Meanwhile I've got to drink hot milk mixed with honey.

EDIT: I didn't physically/literally run out of lemons. Because I'm too big to fit inside a lemon. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> I swear <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blah:" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
 
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