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It´s probably the season for hung-up horses. We want that poster and we want his secret aaarhggh <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=289536:date=Nov 19 2008, 11:02 AM:name=PeterWillemoes)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PeterWillemoes @ Nov 19 2008, 11:02 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=289536"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->What IS it with you and horses anyway? I always wondered..<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Guess I'm just weird. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Actually, the last time I rode a horse was something like 15 years ago (if you call hanging onto fistfuls of mane for dear life riding), and I haven't been near one since. The first time I encountered one was at a parade, when the harness of a Clydesdale pulling a float broke, and he wandered into the crowd - he came up to the stroller I was in, and licked my face. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> My Mom freaked. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

My interest in them is something I don't much publicize to the family, either - anything remotely to do with farming is seen as pathetic, as most of them hold the belief that all farmers are rich. About the only rich farmers here are the ones who own factory farms, and never actually do any of the work. I do believe I'm starting to rant... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

We'll see how long this signature lasts - I seem to change them weekly. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=289600:date=Nov 19 2008, 07:09 PM:name=PeterWillemoes)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PeterWillemoes @ Nov 19 2008, 07:09 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=289600"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It´s probably the season for hung-up horses. We want that poster and we want his secret aaarhggh <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Ask and ye shall receive:

<img src="http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm245/Stallion_037/0006.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

I'd put up a picture of the reverse, but the camera isn't cooperating. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> And, yes, each one of those fold lines is the size of your average PC game box, so the poster is massive.
 
Yer horse butt is massive. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=289606:date=Nov 20 2008, 12:45 AM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Nov 20 2008, 12:45 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=289606"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=289536:date=Nov 19 2008, 11:02 AM:name=PeterWillemoes)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PeterWillemoes @ Nov 19 2008, 11:02 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=289536"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->What IS it with you and horses anyway? I always wondered..<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Guess I'm just weird. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />

Interesting story though.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
We need the reverse side. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
To make Morgan go nuts. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
There is always that to consider. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii153/Culmination2008/Mount%20and%20Blade/0005.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumbs1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":2up" border="0" alt="thumbs1.gif" />
 
Don't know what it's made out of, but the paper sure is thick. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> Smells kinda funny, too. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Don't sniff it too long. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Box contents:

<img src="http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii153/Culmination2008/Mount%20and%20Blade/0002.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

Mine has a sheet of shiny-ass Paradox Interactive stickers with it, so I guess the above pic is of the EU release. That "Exclusive Gamer Bonus" thing gives you access to a free digital download of the game. Technically, that means M&B is only $15 a copy. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> That's cheaper than buying it off the dev's own website.
 
<i>Free</i>? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> Again they put the word free where it doesn't belong!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" />
That "free" they are talking about only fits up their ass! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Aaaaaall the way up their ass, I tell you! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> I know. Well, at least I got the bloody game. Last PC game for me, too - nobody here sells 'em anymore, so I'll not be buyin' 'em. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
Why the big right eye? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

Anways they business fellas don't know shit about what free means.. they just throw the word free on some crap which isn't free. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> They should replace their frigging non-existant free with the word discount. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> But no.. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> they still play assholes who need to get their faces punched in and a C4 detonated while it's up their ass together with their non-existant free. I'd be there and be saying "Blow it out your ass liar!" <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=289865:date=Nov 22 2008, 09:19 AM:name=Deep One)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Deep One @ Nov 22 2008, 09:19 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=289865"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Why the big right eye? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Because Stallion can't buy PC games anymore.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
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