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    Maelstrom New Horizons


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*gets the gatling cannon* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
 
*Gets himself flashing* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/334_flashing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":flashing:" border="0" alt="334_flashing.gif" />
 
*hooks cylon up to the power outlet* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

i wonder if he'll explode or we'll all get fried. or both.
 
<img src="http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/764.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> <img src="http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/764.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> <img src="http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/764.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> <img src="http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/764.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /> <img src="http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/764.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

*WRRRRRRRRRRSTSSSSSSSSSSSRSRSSRSRRSRSSRSRSSRRSSR...* (yep Morgan just got another haircut and need to buy a new coat)
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" /> Uh.. give me that duster here already! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> *notices that Morgan got nearly nothing on expect a peculiar toasty look* Umm.. Nevermind, I've got me own duster in me pocket. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> *takes the duster and cleans himself from the dust*

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
*reads last few posts*... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> ...*goes back to aimlessly wandering the 'net* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
I think I'll wander the net with ya. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> Lets get back to the zombies! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
GRRRAGRRR!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> Oh noes! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Off-topic:

My wanderings produced something rather fascinating - somebody else that went bonkers on the M&B forums, and got banned after just two posts <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> He beat my record of three!:

Poster: this game sucks my balls!

Angry Mod: What's the matter with you?

Poster: i just want someone to hold me. and perhaps insert their penis into my bum occasionally.

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

I think they've found a replacement for me. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
Think I saw a zombie peeking around the corner. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
*pulls out the democracy gun, and fires a fat dictator at the zombie* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
The zombie doesn't know what to do. The fat dictator starts barking orders at it, and intimidated, it starts to obey. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> The other zombies start taking orders, and quickly begin constructing a mobile command center. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Fire the gun again. I hear there is a price on this dictator's head. Maybe an angry mob or a backstabbed ally will come out and arrest it. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
The gun is fired again, spitting out a miniaturized clone of Jean Chretien, who promptly launches into a pointless speech which makes both the dictator and the zombies fall asleep. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
*Jean grabs the gun and runs away.* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
What's he want with the gun? <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /> I thought he was retired!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":c" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />
 
Maybe he's going to use it on Harper? If that's the case, he can have it! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
But where do we get another one? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> And were stuck with sleeping zombies and a fat dictator whose waking up. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
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