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wifes ???

Given the obvious <i>moral</i> implication of bigamy, well... that's a wash.

The <i>financial</i> implications are far more compelling. Do you realise how devastating <b>one</b> wife is to one's income? Why on earth would you want <b>two</b>?!

My position is this(and believe me, I've tried a number of positions in my time <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="icon_wink.gif" />): Go ahead and romance as many daughter's as you can, even if they belong in a kennel. The information and goods you can receive are worth the trouble. Concern yourself with marrying later in life. If you've done it right, you'll have a healthy bankroll, thus lessening the potential negative impact a wife can wreak. <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheers" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" />

Your objective should be trying to loosen her bodice strings, not bring her to the altar.

Has anyone done an analysis on the number of Mormon pyrates? My thought is it would have to be close to, oh, say, <b>ZERO</b>.

Savvy? <img src="http://www.piratesahoy.com/forum/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":drunk" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />
 
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