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D&D today was pretty funny. i accidentally threw our mage into a river. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> it started when we stopped our raft for a while at the river's coast, when we saw a wrecked rowboat. inside the rowboat was a pair of magical boots. our mage wanted them for herself, and our other characters, being all goody-goody, allowed her to have them. me, not so much. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> being an unaligned barbarian, i wanted those shoes for myself. that very quickly became a tug of war for posession of the boots, where the mage threw a somewhat average number for strength, and i threw the maximum possible, flinging her straight into the river, boots and all. actually, my character is so strong that i could have picked our raft up with everyone on top of it and just carried us through the rapids up ahead.
those rapids were pretty funny too. for some bizarre reason, my barbarian was the only one who didn't fall of the raft, and was lying on his front, head forward, laughing stupidly at the carnage around him. the other guys fell of because first the two on the left fell off, and then the two on the right, because the raft went off balance, while i happily stood there in the middle with my sword-turned-into-a-paddle.
incidentally, we forgot to change my paddle back into a sword at the fight happening later, so i somehow hacked an orc in half with a paddle. i've also discovered that jumping is just as fast as running in my case. i jumped straight over a 16-foot wide river without a running start, flying straight over our dwarf standing on the other side.
D&D today was pretty funny. i accidentally threw our mage into a river. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> it started when we stopped our raft for a while at the river's coast, when we saw a wrecked rowboat. inside the rowboat was a pair of magical boots. our mage wanted them for herself, and our other characters, being all goody-goody, allowed her to have them. me, not so much. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> being an unaligned barbarian, i wanted those shoes for myself. that very quickly became a tug of war for posession of the boots, where the mage threw a somewhat average number for strength, and i threw the maximum possible, flinging her straight into the river, boots and all. actually, my character is so strong that i could have picked our raft up with everyone on top of it and just carried us through the rapids up ahead.those rapids were pretty funny too. for some bizarre reason, my barbarian was the only one who didn't fall of the raft, and was lying on his front, head forward, laughing stupidly at the carnage around him. the other guys fell of because first the two on the left fell off, and then the two on the right, because the raft went off balance, while i happily stood there in the middle with my sword-turned-into-a-paddle.
incidentally, we forgot to change my paddle back into a sword at the fight happening later, so i somehow hacked an orc in half with a paddle. i've also discovered that jumping is just as fast as running in my case. i jumped straight over a 16-foot wide river without a running start, flying straight over our dwarf standing on the other side.
" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> Reminds me of a bug in Just Cause where, if you shoot pieces of the cement barriers left behind after town sieges with your rocket launcher while you're standing on them, you get launched so high, you loose sight of everything on land. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
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