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The counting game

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oh, i love those snipes. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> nothing's as satisfying as downing an enemy from rediculous range. Flying Heroes has the same thing. it's a bit like Unreal Tournament, but in the sky. unfortunately, it's pretty crash-prone on anything newer than windows 2000. which is wierd, since the graphics are a lot better than you'd think. there's a patch for it, but it only corrupts the game for me instead of fixing it.

here's some other funny stuff from that game i mentioned earlier:

*click on the glass bottle and then on your character*

"waddya want me to do, take a sample!?"

*blade + you*

"no, i'm pretty sure i can still solve this..."

*safety gloves + you*

"i'm not THAT bad for my own health. i hope."

also, there was another pretty hilarious scene where the barmaid kicked the pirates out of the tavern. i stood outside until the rukus died down, and then walked back in to see the pirates replaced by a gaping hole in the wall. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

and then there was the laxative in the fountain... oh boy.
 
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why is everybody stil posting here, i thought the point was to get to 1000, but were almost at 13000 <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=317159:date=May 3 2009, 02:12 AM:name=Deep One)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Deep One @ May 3 2009, 02:12 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=317159"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=316913:date=May 2 2009, 12:29 PM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ May 2 2009, 12:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=316913"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><i>I find it more disturbing that you were actually trying to drink from toilets to see if it would work.</i> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Gah! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> I wasn't expecting my dumb character to drink from the dirty toilet's shitty water. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> I thought I was going to press that flush button with that "Activate Toilet" text but instead it activated the doggy thing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

<!--quoteo(post=317223:date=May 3 2009, 12:53 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ May 3 2009, 12:53 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=317223"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->12983

that's answerable in so many ways it's not even funny anymore...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Part of the brain damage I was telling you about. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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To Deepy : <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/razz.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":razz" border="0" alt="razz.gif" />
 
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