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i went to the complaint forums again. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" /> look what i found:

Yeah, similiar to Twilight but this is f**ked up in it's own way.

So, I've gotten enough money to go buy some Harry Potter books. I picked up the 7th one but refused to read it until I got all the others. I was searching through this Barnes store at the mall and I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I turn to see a man with a ninja mask.

I shit you not.

For a moment, I thought I was being robbed... then wondered how long he had this on without security taking his ass and then how crappy the mask looked.

Anyway, he asks if I am buying Twilight. I show off one of the Harry Potter books and gives some weird salute, saying this: "I have successfully saved another citizen. Twilight Ninja, AWAY!"

... Oh, kay....

So he leaves with clerks staring at him funny and I go back to shopping. No sooner do I buy my books, and head down the mall... I see this teenage girl screaming bloody murder in the lines of, "HE STOLE MY TWILIGHT!" and 'Twilight Ninja' running away with her bags with the Borders logo on it... with a Twilight book she just bought and two security guards chasing him down.

... Yeah. Faith in humanity? Gone down the drain.
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> What is it with people and Twilight? It's no different than Hairy Potty: stupid. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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<i>The only real vampire novels were written by Anne Rice. </i><img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
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strange, never heard of her. i do have the original Dracula lying around here somewhere though. that's... the book, not the guy. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

i heard the twillight author got sued. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> better yet, it was because she had <b>stolen</b> the story. worse news though is that they'll be bringing out the sequels as movies as well. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":modding" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />
 
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Great, now I'll have to come up with bizarre names for them as well. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Like Hairy Potty and the Philosopher's Boner. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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