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There was a tornado a ways south of here yesterday. Fine by me if they stay down there <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
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well, the problem is, if it doesn't clear up, i'll have to go to that art thingey in the pouring rain. IF my phone call tomorrow evening is successfull. it better be though. otherwise i'm pretty screwed, as we're going on a three week holiday next monday.
 
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I should try telling my teacher that when I bugger up an assignment <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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Always a good way to start an excuse with that <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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i know a few situations where that applies. however, i often mix in things that actually aren't possible according to most, so it doesn't quite hit the mark. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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That, or saluting your principal on the first day back from summer holidays, and yelling "Sieg Heil!". That gets you expelled for a week <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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well, some people at my school have been doing things like that. oooooh, that german teacher was pissed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> he's a bit of nut though. he always has this huge collection of teddy bears lying around in the classroom, and if you're bad, the little one gets to sit on your desk to keep you in line. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> he's a great teacher though. he may be strict, but if you do your job, he's not that bad. his class always gets highest marks.
 
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Not a good idea, but it's get freakier when your principals look like von SmallHausen and Herr Flick (from Allo Allo)

The one that looks like von Smallhausen is a nice chap but that Herr Flick is REALLY a Herr Flick
 
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We had a Science teacher in Grade 9 who blasted kids with a water gun if he caught them sleeping. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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