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The counting game

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<i>Judging from what he typed I'd say a dead fish. </i><img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
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*Throws a Japanese subcompact car at Morgan*  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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<i>That will wake him up. </i><img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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*car lands in slingshot and flies back* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

eh? what did i just miss? meh.
 
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*hides behind SuoiveD to avoid getting hit by the car*  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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<i>No need Stallion, we have a slingshot on this side of the ocean too.</i> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
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*Slingshots a BSE-infected cow at Morgan* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
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i can imagine the looks of the spectators on ships on the atlantic. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> this is rapidly turning into monthy python the holy grail.

*various objects, animals, and other things can be seen flying over the ocean, all of them decidely large or inconvenient on impact*

on a completely different note, i have a tactic! i've been trying to make that phonecall, i really have, but what i needed was a good tactic. i got that now, but it needs some work. and although i bungled the first attempt on doing that work, i think i'll get it right this time. stupid full body proportions for drawings. never seem to get them right. this is going to be a drawing i'll try to upload for sure once i get it right. and i'll probably upload all that other stuff i've been making while i'm at it.
 
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But I filmed how me and my friends did Mario Kart real life! And me was Mario! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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<i>Cows, cattle, everything flying back and forth across the Atlantic.</i> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
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*throws Edmonton's mayor*  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> You don't need to return that bugger!  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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*loads up every idiotic politician in North America, then fires*  <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
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<i>Save the biggest doofus for last. </i><img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
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can i just shoot them once they come into view? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

mario cart? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> sounds like some wierd fun.

rats! screwed over by modern technology. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> my phone broke. somehow i had been expecting this.
 
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You can shoot them, but I'd prefer a little torture first. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

You've never played Mario Kart? Just what planet are you from? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

And now you know why I don't have a phone <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
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naah, i hated mario. too silly. wait... that sounds really wierd from my mouth.

this requires fancy ninjaness. because i can still recieve calls with my phone. somehow i have to yoink the house telephone while noone's looking and find my mobile phone's number as well. why am i making this so damn complicated? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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I hated Mario as well <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Why don't you just go and buy a cheapo phone from a dollar store or something? Just be sure to check before you use it that there's not a little Chinaman hiding in the ear piece - he might jump out and start eating your ear lobe. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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