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just like a need a new computer. oh: if you ever see us two on the road together, take a WIDE berth. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> i think we nearly crashed at least five times.
 
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<i>Who? You and your sugar lump eating friend?</i> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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yup. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> we met two fat people on bicycles on the same road as us. they took up the whole road, and we where going twice as fast. then a third joined them. and just when we tried to pass them they STOPPED. i nearly crashed into them, ravian made some bicycle-ninja-like dodging maneuver to avoid them, and somehow i got past as well. we also failed to notice a bend in the road (him going straight on, me going left, while he was at the left of me) and two big pointless bumbs which sent us careering over the road. bump+bend in the road+sidewalk+us=spectacular.
 
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<i>Beware of fat people on bikes on narrow roads.</i> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
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The Korean got rid of the rest of the pine tree at three this morning with one of those little axes people carry in their cars for emergencies. It took him nearly two hours to chop through the stump <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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how amusing the little things can be. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />

two shenaniganesque details on the Mk IV: it's completely pointless, but i put a silencer on the barrel just because it looks cool. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> i also put the driver's seat <i>underneath</i> the barrel simply because there was no other place to put it except on top of the barrel. fun, but it would be kinda impractical to keep getting launched out of your seat. headphones and earplugs advised. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Talk about getting banged. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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i'm wondering if i should scale down the Mk V. i could fit two cannons on it, and there would be enough room to sit without going deaf. hehe. otherwise, bigger silencer. and a cooling system, as well as some armor plating. on the other hand, if you've got a big enough gun, you don't even need a defence.
 
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<i>What is it with the Asian nocturnal tree massacres?</i> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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