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The counting game

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It fell off the house? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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yeah. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> it was a matter of the removal of one brick too many. guess there's a reason why you shouldn't start at the bottom. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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You started at the bottom? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Reminds me of when we removed an old plant trellis from the side of a friend's house years ago - I was left to hacking the support beams with an axe, and managed to drive it into the main power line for their house! I was lucky the axe had a rubber handle <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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well, we couldn't reach the top... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

i think my hamburger-detector would have sensed that one. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />

dad's still a big kid. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> he tried to shoot a piece of carrot at me during dinner but accidentally hit his girlfriend instead. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
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I'm sure that went over well <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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Yer father has a girlfriend? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
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well, another example i already told you guys about would be in that submarine with two telescopes where we where oogling each other instead of the highly suspicious-looking jogger. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />

oh, yes. my mother died when i was 4.
 
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remember the story 'the emperor's clothes'? we have the emperors umbrella. there's a parasol without cloth standing outside, standing there as if the cloth is still on it.
 
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That's just weird <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Aerator Man is back next door - apparently, his machine had a hole in it somewhere, and now the Korean's grass is covered in gas <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> Should I light a match? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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dad's idea, as you might have imagined.

well, our school concierge does something like that too. he blows the leaves first from one side of the path to the other..... then back to the other side..... and back again..... and again.... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> he does this during the entire math class. idiot. he's a bit of a creep. apparently, he's also got a glass eye. he reminds me strongly of Argus Filch.
 
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The guy that does that stuff at our school chases people with his Bobcat - he tried that with me once, and I threw my Math textbook at him <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> He's not bothered me since. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
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