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The counting game

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i think you don't understand the concept of this game. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />"

next day, you walk into the glass door of the bank.
 
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<i>Good one</i> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" />
 
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<i>next day: You have a smart one, who loads you down with tons of homework until your speaking French better than Jacques Chirac.</i>
 
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good, but for one fault: no matter what, i will NEVER be able to speak french. (although a french monthy python-styled accent might be possible. i spit on your feet! i fart in your general direction! your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! now go, before i taunt you some more! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":))" border="0" alt="smile2.gif" /> i'm pretty good at it already. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> )
 
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French isn`t the easiest one. Je préfère pour parler de l'allemande. JAWOHL, DEUTSCH IST TOLL! and this last sentence rhymes!
 
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<i>Monty Python and The Holy Grail:
Bring out your dead!!
I'm not dead.
There, he says he's not dead.
Yes he is.</i>
 
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you get swamped by reporters the next day! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
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