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Random Talk

You know who "they" are? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Maybe they brainwashed you. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Did you have to go there? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
maybe not... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
<img src="http://www.yahoofreak.com/animated%20emoticons/Rude%20Animated%20Emoticons/fart.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="http://www.yahoofreak.com/animated%20emoticons/Funny%20Animated%20Emoticons/into%20a%20toilet.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ko" border="0" alt="ko.gif" />
 
Okay, okay! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Ahem... what about the king? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
He's now on the deck of your ship, Salty, which is now minus one crewmember (the screaming one). He jumped overboard, and nobody volunteered to fetch him.
 
Long swim home then. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> Take his majesty down below decks.
 
*rolls King into the cargo hold* THUD! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
The King wakes up screaming. "Where's my guards!" <img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thangry-30.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />

Salty stands over him. "You'll not be havin' yer guards here, yer majesty."

The King is flabbergasted. "You insolent son of a...... " He looks around. "Where am I? Where's that talking horse that cold cocked me? You said he was mine to keep."

Salty winks at him. "Never trust a pirate." <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
no no no, you're doing it all wrong.

"me i'm dishonest. and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly, it's the honest ones you'd want to watch out for, for you can never predict... when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

now we got to think of something stupid to do. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> if we're honest enough to do that.
 
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