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It keeps vampires away. If someone objects to the smell of garlic, they may be one, so put a stake through their heart, as that is the known way to kill a vampire. Unless the suspect is a friend, in which case feed them a steak and hope whoever wrote the guide to killing vampires made a spelling mistake.
 
Or maybe you put a stake through a steak and eat the steak, leaving the stake on the plate?
 
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