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The increase in online porn consumption is probably caused by the fact that offline adult entertainment (strip clubs, adult stores, etc...) is more likely to be shut down in Utah.

Still don't understand why people pay for porn. :shrug
 
that very well could be it. One thing does come to mind tho, arnt there a lot of Omish people in Utah? I thought they couldnt use computers xD:
 
A elderly Mormon asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"

"No," he replied, "I've never done either."

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.

"No, I've never done any of those things either."

"Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
 
:rofl Trust me, they fool around with women tons. :yes When my parents and I went to Utah for a trip years ago, we saw two of 'em goin' at it in a carriage sitting on the side of the road. Bloody exhibitionists. xD:
 
Scary.
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Death: Extra Crispy? said:
A elderly Mormon asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"

"No," he replied, "I've never done either."

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.

"No, I've never done any of those things either."

"Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"
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