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That kinda looks like the escaped t.v. dinner just before it achieved consciousness. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
<img src="http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/flying-spaghetti-monster-space.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
It's here to destroy the Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Is it angry its original purpose was as a microwave dinner? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
you blasphemous nincompoops, it's the pirate deity! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

*shoots the spaghetti monster's left part of the body nearly to bits and the rest of the left side of that thing's flies into the deep space*

*nukes the left side of the body for a good measure and does the same with the right side of the body*

*nukes that monster's left and right eye.. both get advanced tzar nukes*

*Nukes the f'king thing to oblivion*

Rest in pieces.. no wait.. you can't rest in pieces. *sweeps the space around earth with a flying spaghetti monster cell killing forcefield*

Now it's job done. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> And I don't like deitys and that's why they'll be nuked. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Its cooked now and pissed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
It's disintegrated you doofus! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
It's disintegratedly pissed! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
What's with this pastafarian thing anyways? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> I don't get it. Who came up with this shit? It sounds as stupid as any other religion. and I hate religions. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
wikipedia has a whole article about it. it proves a direct link between global warming and the decrease in piracy. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
Not to mention the exorbitantly disproportionate worldwide consumption of pasta, which has proven links to the Broccoli Brotherhood, known conspirators in the plot to overthrow governments around the world and replace them with chocolatey likenesses.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
 
It escaped from my lab. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
New lab. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
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