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This won't go over well. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Movie_Night_popcorn_Costume.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />
 
i'm kinda curious what search term you typed to find that. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
We probably don't wanna know. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Nope, even I don't wanna know. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" />
 
It really must be bad then. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=311823:date=Apr 8 2009, 12:52 PM:name=Death: Extra Crispy?)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Death: Extra Crispy? @ Apr 8 2009, 12:52 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=311823"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Movie_Night_popcorn_Costume.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wub:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" />
 
<a href="http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Popcorn" target="_blank">http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Popcorn</a>
Just substitute pop corn kernels for human.
 
That woman is just way too skinny and the face looks oldish and like a office worker! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> ..that's why I don't wanna know where he found that picture. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
I just googled "Popcorn Funny Picture". <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />
 
Google actually came up with what you asked for? It almost never does anymore for me. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Put those cartoons in the joke thread. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
How to get a new mouse.

Catch a ship rat.

Feed him some cheese so he becomes nice, fat and fluffy. Perfect for a delicate touch on your palm.

Then make him hold a LED light on his front paws. And hook his tail up to the usb port. Windows should detect him as a USB mouse device.

You will need a mouse pad, with a cat print on it. Cat is needed to increase the mouse's heart core rate for a better pooling frequency and higher DPI.

That's it, enjoy your mouse. Average service length is usually about 6 months if heavy usage, 1 and a half years for regular usage.

You'll need a replacement when you notice the DPI's going down and the mouse input lagging.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
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