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no no no, you're supposed to stuff it in the mouth, not the ass. otherwise the tail will come out of his nose.
 
And after where it's been, I don't want that good of a smell of it. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" />
 
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Geez.. just use some muscle. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> *grabs Stallion's tail and pulls it out* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
*flies to his flying saucer and takes a shower and a breath of pure fresh air* Ahhh... much better. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=306386:date=Mar 12 2009, 04:26 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ Mar 12 2009, 04:26 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=306386"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->*sees deepy flying over the horizon, followed by a big green cloud of gas*<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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You had to know there was a lot of foul gas building up behind that tail. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
Yeah.. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" /> and mind you his farting wasn't strong enough to make me flying.. it was the horrific stench that made me to go fly away to breath some fresh air! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> Geez that stench was so strong that Salty or Morgan or any of you might have died in puking! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
Only problem is, there is now a large green cloud coming from Stallion's rectum and it is growing by the minute. Everything it passes is wilting and a few people have already dropped dead at first encounter with this gas. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> It turned my tail white!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
Holy Arse! That stuff really does kill. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> *Looks at the green gasses*
 
Too late.. *sees brown clouds starting to form up* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
aw maaan. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
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