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Random Talk

*tosses the moose a pair of scissors, then gallops away* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
why are you on his side? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
the moose cuts open the net and leaves a big pile of poo on the Deep Ones poop deck <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sailr.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":sail" border="0" alt="sailr.gif" /> and gives Stallion a barrel of rum from the Deep Ones ship <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":drunk" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> Ahh!!! *Jettisons the Moose's poops and closes the hatch and starts flying with his USO* There's that damn MOOSE! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pirate3.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p2" border="0" alt="pirate3.gif" />

*Shoots a new prototype weapon at the Moose* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/images-3.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

That should do it for now. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":8q" border="0" alt="8q.gif" />

*Submerges with his USO and goes to the depths*
 
there i go again... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
What? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Thought you were somewhere else. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> It's your fault that you happened to be near that explosion! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
well, your 'splodeys are pretty impossible to dodge due to size. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
you made a big mistake now the moose is a zombie <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ko" border="0" alt="ko.gif" />
 
how's that? there wheren't any other zombies around now, where there? don't worry though, everyone here seems to ignore the fact that they can die anyway. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
well i am the first of my kind here <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />

p.s. i am actualy amazed that everyone understands my english
 
<!--quoteo(post=274765:date=Aug 23 2008, 03:01 PM:name=Skyliner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Skyliner @ Aug 23 2008, 03:01 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=274765"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->well i am the first of my kind here <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />

p.s. i am actualy amazed that everyone understands my english<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

The Admiral stumbles in all drunk, "Ack, I is disgustipated. Wrong is wrong, even when it helps ya. You know, I could go for an ice cold rum right now. "

He staggers over to the plant, empties his bladder then walks back, knocking over a few things in his zigzag pattern, "Who's the most remarkable, extraordinary fellow? Who?"

Morgan Terror laughs and hands the old Admiral a drink.

8Q falls on the floor, picks himself up then settles in a chair, "Who's gonna make who like chicken fricassicassissy?"

Deep One says, "Who invited you?"

Ad8Q answers, "I invited me! With gravy. What are you gonna do about it?"

Deep One laughs and chokes on his drink, "*chofff* If you kids wants to be pirates like me, you'll have to follow in my footsteps."

Morgan Terror stands up, clears his throat, "I'm too busy for this."

Ad8Q grins and yells, "There was a big red hooding ride who sat on a muffet and said, "Oh grandma, what big feet you got" So he chopped off his head with a giant beanstalk and they lived happy ever after. Come on, you gotta go to bed now." <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
what's about red headwear? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />
 
*WHUD* *FART* <img src="http://forum.piratesahoy.net//style_emoticons/default/user_comment.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
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