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Cylon13
Super Zealot
AHHHH!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> Morgan! Let's catch him and right now!!! You go get him from there and I go get
him from the other side! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/danse1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="danse1.gif" /> *SWOOSH* *BLUNK *BONK* *CRACK *WHUD* *WIUH* *BOBLUNK* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="ko.gif" />
Okay he's in the cage for now. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
Cylon13
Super Zealot
*Goes to check if Stallion is still there* WHAT!?! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> *takes away that cutting torch from Stallion and stays near the cage to wait for Morgan* Where do you get stuff like that? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> First: You'r naked. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> Second: You don't have hands. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/8q.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="8q.gif" /> Third and most importantly: You don't have pockets. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/modding.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="modding.gif" />
Well, you know some government scientists want to get a hold of Stallion and study that ass-cannon for weapons production. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
he probably just has a flame torch stuck up his ass.
Cylon13
Super Zealot
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> Splendid description Morgan! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
so much for the secret. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
Zee azz-cannon iss far more compleecated than that, ye heathens!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />
*gives free demonstration by blowing drinking buddy out bar window* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nerbz.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="nerbz.gif" />
screw the government, they won't be doing anything after they've been fried. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> -
" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
" border="0" alt="keith.gif" />