Joke thread

[Meigger]

Lesson learned. Always look for the snowplough. :

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Peter de Grote]

^oooh-wo?^ sos from an ice-floe where one landed after a short mess of a mega giggle

whatsthatthen?

what you think, a light beacon, ta-da

 

[Meigger]

Since the ship is laying on a downward incline, it looks like the ship will slide deeper into the ocean. And they still haven't removed the fuel from the ship's fuel cells, which may not happen. What a mess.

 

[rupertlittlebear]

sorry to inform you folks

but this is not a joke

making the last 2 posts very off topic

 

[Peter de Grote]

Okay, dat den:

A cruise ship magician (chucka wot) with a side-kick parrot (ya-ney-claro) is always upset about the bird for giving away the secrets of his tricks. "Rahhh. It's in his sleeve. Rahhh, he's palming it." One day the magician does his trick for the audience, the parrot gives away the secret, and the magician has had enough. He pulls out a pistol and fires it at him. The parrot, having very quick reflexes, ducks as the bullet flies by him, hitting a huge fuel tank. The fuel tank explodes, destroying the cruise ship, all sinks into the ocean. Everyone perishes with the ship, except, of course, the magician and the parrot. As they float on the ocean clutching at a single piece of wood, the parrot looks at the magician and says, "Okay, I give up. Where's the ship?"














*..good one, shoulderpet*

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

That looks like a picture of me from my college days. :

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

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[Peter de Grote]

..comes a mermaid at a sushi-bar

hallol boys, ghehe.

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

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[Peter de Grote]

yo-eh, lol


What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck!


A snake asks its conspecific, "Please tell me, are we venominous?" - "Why, sure you can be about that, eh why?" - "'Cause i've just bitten my tongue."

..ouch the couch glitser-poly-glotser's hovering away.

..Old Salt is one of the better beasts, inni?!-) the drum-kit emergency-mails us.

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

Now his hat won't fit. :

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

Moral, check out the doctor before going under the knife. :

 

[Old Salt]

 

[Meigger]

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