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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Be careful what you ask for.
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/n693284148_1609377_7231329.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm245/Stallion_037/Horse%20Pics/3horse.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<a href="http://www.jokefile.co.uk/computer_jokes/irishvirus.html" target="_blank">http://www.jokefile.co.uk/computer_jokes/irishvirus.html</a>
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
Paddy O'Hacker

I love low tech hacking:

<img src="http://ui03.gamespot.com/386/sparta_2.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
The Paddy o'Hacker one is great; I've had that one on my computer for a long time now. Did a great deal of harm too. To my "laughing muscles", that is. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=310283:date=Apr 2 2009, 12:39 AM:name=Lazarus)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lazarus @ Apr 2 2009, 12:39 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=310283"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://ui03.gamespot.com/386/sparta_2.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> ..if you go there ..just be sure you don't bring the heads of the dead kings there and not going to enslave anything. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/car-Operationcom.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Maybe they should have waited until he was under.
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/cartoons/bad_jobs.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> But, doesn't it depend on where that mouth has been. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />
 
<a href="http://www.createmultimedia.be/blog/?p=19" target="_blank">http://www.createmultimedia.be/blog/?p=19</a>

no wait, this joke takes some explination . . .

<img src="http://www.createmultimedia.be/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/iwindow-nokia2-web.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

A window in Antwerp that says "Touch Me"
 
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