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Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" "A hundred dollars." "Damn," the guy says, "all I've got is thirty." "Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?" "You can use your hand," Harry replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for 30 dollars is manual satisfaction. He agrees, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a simply huge male unit. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy 70 bucks?"
 
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Adventures of the PHD Ape...

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More adventures of the PHD Ape...

<b>PhD APE TO COUNSEL SCAM VICTIMS</b>

<b>By Samuel T. Westbrook</b>

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PALM BEACH, FL In a move surprising many of his fans and clients, PhD Ape is traveling to Florida in light of the Madoff investment scam to meet with the victims!

It is no secret that PhD Ape has been good friends with investment consultant, Bernard Madoff for many years. Allegations that PhD Ape was involved in the scam in some way are unsubstantiated and not supported by existing facts.

"It's the spirit of the holiday season to reach out to those in need," PhD Ape said. "What happened to these rich old folks is a travesty. They took their millions of dollars and trusted Madoff to invest it and make them billions. And now they wake up to see they’re no richer than the folks who clean the pool and shuffle board table."

"It's a real Mitzvah what that ape is doing for us," Palm Beach Country Club member Albert Weissberg told reporters. "We're in the middle of quite a pickle down here. It's hard to know who to trust, and out of nowhere, this guy comes down to listen to us and just make us feel like someone cares."

"I don't know if apes practice Judaism or not, but PhD Ape is a tsadek if I've every seen one," Weissberg said emotionally. "Oy gut, just look at me. I'm all vaclemped just thinking about it!"
 
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