Joke thread

[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

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[Old Salt]

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[v_Grimmelshausen]

The response of the husband to his wife´s suggestion about the Silver Wedding anniversary: "Let´s wait another five years, then we can toast to the Thirty Years War"

 

[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

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[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

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[Old Salt]

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[Danny Morgan]

A beautiful redhead goes to the Doctor complaining that everywhere she touches on her body hurts. The Doctor replies that that is unusual and asks her to demonstrate. She proceeds to touch her shoulder and she screams in pain. She then touches her elbow and again screams in pain. Several times she does this then the Doctor tells her that he knows what is wrong. "You aren't a natural redhead are you?" he asks. "No" she replies, "I'm actually a natural blonde." " I thought so" says the Doctor, "Your finger is broken."

 

[Meigger]

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[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

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[Old Salt]

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[Meigger]

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[Bava]

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[Cylon13]

A guy starts suddenly to puke and the other guy yells at him "You fart head!" The guy who pukes finishes puking and then says "I'm sorry, my stomach is badly sick and I heard that you yelled "you farted" at me".

 

[Old Salt]

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[shokre]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> good comics and jokes <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

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