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"America: What a country!"

  • Misunderstanding of American life and custom through the eyes of a new immigrant. For instance:
    • "I go to New York and I saw a big sign saying 'Smirnoff' and I said to myself, what a country! 'America Loves Smirnoff'!"
    • Reading employment announcements of "Part-Time Woman Wanted": "What a country! Even transvestites can get work."
    • Upon being offered work as a barman on a "graveyard shift", he remarks, 'A bar in a cemetery! What a country! Last call? During Happy Hour the place must be dead.'[sup][1][/sup]
    • At the grocery store: "Powdered milk, powdered eggs, baby powder ... what a country!"
    • At the grocery store after finding "New Freedom" Maxi Pads: "Freedom in a box! What a country!"
    • "The first time I went to a restaurant, they asked me 'How many in your party?' and I said 'Six hundred million'."
  • Bizarre comparisons between the U.S. and Russia.
    • "We have no gay people in Russia — there are homosexuals but they are not allowed to be gay about it. The punishment is seven years locked in prison with other men and there is a three-year waiting list for that."[sup][2][/sup]

In America, you can always find a party.In Soviet Russia, the party always find you. In America, you drive the carIn Soviet Russia, the car drives you In America, you listen to the radioIn Soviet Russia, the radio listens to you In America, your job determines your marksIn Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job In America, you assassinate the presidentIn Soviet Russia, the president assassinates you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff
 
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