I yam what I yam

[Stallion]

*collides with an asteroid*

 

[Cylon13]

*Asteroid gets hit by Mighty Pole*

*Meanwhile Deepy arrives at the spaceship's bridge* ...

*WHAMSLAMSSHSHSHSHHHH...* SSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIITT!!! : *Appearantly the asteroid crashed into the bridge and deepy got sucked into vacuum of space*

*Deepy passes by stallion* oh hey.. nice erection there buddy! .. okay enough jokes where are we drifting?

 

[Meigger]

 

[Cylon13]

Okay it's just a desert planet.. cool.

 

[Stallion]

*enters the upper atmosphere and has all his hair burned off* :excl:

 

[Cylon13]

*Shouts* And remember keep it sheated! *Keeps burning until gets into the atmosphere* Nice.. my suit really is tough... *sees spiky mountains down on the planet in the middle of half-rocky half-desert landscape* Great more testing for my suit.

*Lands on one of the spiky mountains* UMPFG! :urgh *Crashes all the way down into the mountain and mountain falls to pieces*

Uh my head.. *makes his way out of the mountain rocks* Ahh what a peaceful sight. :luv *watches the desert while wind blows across it* I'm hungry. And I don't have a space ship.. and those damn goons forgot to add stuff into this new suit that the old suit had. Let's see what do I have.. *steps on a rock pile and falls down* Uhmpf.. :urgh *sees something in front of his eyes* BLAH! So that's why I have no friggin' hud in this suit. *connects the wires in his helmet to their places* Radar.. sensor.. life form detector.. shoulder cannon.. target locator and identifier. :wacko: There's some signal coming from the west. I guess I'll start walking there.

 

[skyliner]

Do you need a rescue team or a planet destroyer?

 

[Cylon13]

Actually what we need here is a terminator invasion.. I already encountered a couple of zergs and even saw a zerg overmind. Plus the planet is rich with metals that would prove useful for skynet.

 

[skyliner]

* sends a hundred, mile long star ships with a massive robot army to conquer the planet and another one filled with gold for Deepy, for finding the planet*

 

[Stallion]

*slices straight through the ship carrying the robot army on his descent to the surface* *it starts raining 'bots*

 

[Cylon13]

Good you just made the invasion easier.. those bots will resist the landing since they have the metal that t-800 has.. and even better that metal is made much stronger. Zergs will die..

Zerg Hydralisk: NEVER! *Tries to slice deepy but instead only makes his sword hand thingy more blunt* *deepy kills the beast with his gatling gun*

I'm still surrounded by zergs and I mean like millions of them. *Keeps shooting with his left and right weapon* Okay this isn't really working out and I'm out of nukes currently. Which means it's time to use force lighting! DIE!!! *all of the zerg army dies that is surrounding deepy.* :flashing: DAMN! :flashing: ... uh buh uh uh.. buuuuhhhhhh.. whew my head *falls unconscious and the area surrounded by deepy is a burned wasteland*

 

[Meigger]

 

[skyliner]

Less work for my army.

 

[Stallion]

 

[Meigger]

 

[Stallion]

 

[Cylon13]

*Wakes up* Uh.. zerg I need some peace. *Kills a zerg ultralisk with his plasma gatling gun* Time to go to pandora.. I'm gonna transform me body to a super Na'vi body. Then I will be able to move faster and my bone structure will be much stronger.

Ah there's a ship thanks skyliner. *goes into a large bot transporter which then takes off to space and brings deepy to planet Pandora*

 

[skyliner]

I hope you took the ship with the gold.

 

[Cylon13]

Yep that's the ship. It had gold on it.

 

[Stallion]