I yam what I yam

[Old Salt]

That's just so wrong. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[morgan terror]

help? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

This is fun. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

 

[marbatico]

<!--quoteo(post=321210:date=May 20 2009, 05:07 PM:name=Morgan Terror)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Morgan Terror @ May 20 2009, 05:07 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=321210"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->help? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
yuck! i'm not gonna touch that!

 

[Stallion]

*Marbatico gets clobbered by Homer's nose* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

 

[skyliner]

Thats why I have a force field.

 

[Stallion]

*Skyliner's force field gets splattered by a wave of mysterious goo*

 

[marbatico]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> ok, now THIS is grose, doesnt this guy EVER clean his nose up

*pulls out sword and starts making a hole in the nose*
lets hope i can get this stuff of my sword again.. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

<!--quoteo(post=321258:date=May 20 2009, 03:24 PM:name=marbatico)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (marbatico @ May 20 2009, 03:24 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=321258"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /> ok, now THIS is grose, doesnt this guy EVER clean his nose up

*pulls out sword and starts making a hole in the nose*
lets hope i can get this stuff of my sword again.. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Did it come off your sword?

 

[Old Salt]

Is Morgan still under the... ahem.... tool? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

Yep. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> If he spends too long under the schlong, he'll suffocate. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

And if we do get him out from under that thing Morgan will need intensive therapy to recover. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

Good luck rehabilitating him! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Never happen! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="no.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Kind of like after Ned Beatty's character gets violated by the hillbilly in Deliverance. Burt Reynolds shoots the guy with a bow and arrow and gets him off of Beatty, but if I was old Ned I'd tell Burt to just go ahead and shoot me too. Some things should never happen to people and there is no way to live with the memory of that. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Stallion]

Yep - talk about constant nightmares. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

They would say, "Don't worry about it, no one will ever know what happened to you. We won't tell a soul."
I'd say, "Don't matter. I know."

 

[skyliner]

I called the news, they are interwieving Morgan right now.