• New Horizons on Maelstrom
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I yam what I yam

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
Now back to eating Morgan.. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> *Takes a bite* Tastes better than a chicken. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
That toaster is a splendid cooker! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
Nice and extra crispy! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Morgan tastes like chicken? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
okay, this is creeping me out... three guys trying to eat me up. WTF is wrong with you people? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
*jumps inside the oven Salty just pulled Morgan out of in an effort to tenderize him* *Stallion pushes a hidden button after the door closes* *a bright flash of light bursts from the oven* *Stallion is nowhere to be found* <img src="http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm245/Stallion_037/Animations/Silent_ninja_run_of_awesomness_by_C.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Where is Stallion? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
*climbs out of the oven in Morgan's house* *sneaks up behind Morgan and taps on his shoulder* BOO!! <img style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":woot" src="style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif" border="0"> *Stallion attempts to jump out the window, but fails to notice it's not horse-sized, and gets stuck half way through* <img style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":?" src="style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif" border="0"> <img style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":modding" src="style_emoticons/default/modding.gif" border="0"> <img style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":cheeky" src="style_emoticons/default/icon_mrgreen1.gif" border="0"> *ignites the fabled ass-cannon in hopes of becoming free, and inadvertently blows Morgan out the other side of his house* <img style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid="xD:" src="style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif" border="0"><br>
 
Your images didn't come through. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
I just used the forum emoticons for that. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Wonder what happened? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
Best try again. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
*climbs out of the oven in Morgan's house* *sneaks up behind Morgan and taps on his shoulder* BOO!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> *Stallion attempts to jump out the window, but fails to notice it's not horse-sized, and gets stuck half way through* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> *ignites the fabled ass-cannon in hopes of becoming free, and inadvertently blows Morgan out the other side of his house* <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Morgan is covered by shit once again. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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