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Sjarko

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*NOTE*It doesnt matter if u didint REALLy do it,u mayn make it up
 
i have so many of them i don't know where to start! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> and i can't reme,ber even half of them, so i'll just wright them down when i find another. i bet most of them include running other ships over. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
well then make it a little like this(example):It was terrible...we couldnt steer...we couldnt use the sail to option...sailors and navigators screaming!And then...it happenend..we rammed into the enemy boat!etc etc etc
 
well, that would be more something like this: we used sail to to get to the pirate...and how convenient! he was coming straight at me! as we where both going at 20 to 30 knots, i thought: ok, this sucker's gonna get it! and *CRUNCH!* the pirate was crushed to smithereens under my ship. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
streetfights can sometimes (or actually: mostly) go haywire. i once killed someone who attacked me, at the same moment that my officer tried to shoot him. my enemy dropped on the ground, the bullet wizzed over him, hitting someone else, causing him to attack me, and the rest of the town going after me as well! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> it was like tortuga! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> of course, the guards did absolutely nothing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> they just sat back and enjoyed the mayhem.
 
yes, lol and ouch. the funny thing was, that i didn't do anything! when that person attacked me because he got hit by a bullet, and everyone else started attacking me, my officers started attacking the citizens, killing everyone, and i was just trying to defend myself! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

this can also be used like this: attack a random person, and your officers will start attacking everything that moves! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
I saw something weird a couple of days ago: I had a sandbag and I used it to knock out a guy. He went knock out, but he also went hostile to me. The result was that my officers killed him immediately. Nobody else got angry though. But I hadn't really intended to kill the guy; just take his money, because he had just stolen mine. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whistling.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wp" border="0" alt="whistling.gif" />
 
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streetfights can sometimes (or actually: mostly) go haywire. i once killed someone who attacked me, at the same moment that my officer tried to shoot him. my enemy dropped on the ground, the bullet wizzed over him, hitting someone else, causing him to attack me, and the rest of the town going after me as well! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> it was like tortuga! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> of course, the guards did absolutely nothing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> they just sat back and enjoyed the mayhem.
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Known thing. I got this situation once with the stock game. When I got the chest from the shipwright in Oxbay, and I must give it to the tavern-keeper in Redmond. And when I met the two men before the tavern, I didn't know what should I do. So I just attack them, and didn't give the chest to them. Then I accidentally hit someone, and everyone started to attack me, and all citizens and soldiers fought at the townhall. It was quite funny.
 
wow, that must have been really wierd! i once had a similar situation, where a fight started, cuasing the aforementioned situation, and those two pirates joined in! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> bad news! imagine that! two pirates that cannot die going on a rampage. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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well, that's what the rumors say! it can work in your advantage, you know.
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How?
They dont help ME when i get attacked,they only helpthe people(no im not one of them,bwahahahahaa <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whippa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":whipa" border="0" alt="whippa.gif" /> !)!
 
you can pat them to get rid of them when they attack you. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />


what if still find rather annoying is that when i fall off the docks into the water (again! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> ) those bird-brained officers don't help me out of the water, but walk around to stand next to me or go swimming in stead!
 
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you can pat them to get rid of them when they attack you. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />


what if still find rather annoying is that when i fall off the docks into the water (again! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":facepalm" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> ) those bird-brained officers don't help me out of the water, but walk around to stand next to me or go swimming in stead!
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U can use sidestep to glitch urself ON the docks!(ye can get in buildings like this to(like in the fort,there is a guy there who doesnt fight back,what is he???))
 
pay, not pat, PAY. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> that sidestep thing can also be used to look where you hae to go in dungeons and such, as you can go throug walls. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> i also played jesus once. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
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pay, not pat, PAY. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> that sidestep thing can also be used to look where you hae to go in dungeons and such, as you can go throug walls. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" /> i also played jesus once. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
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me to,maybe me a Jesus skin for that guy with a beard:p
 
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streetfights can sometimes (or actually: mostly) go haywire. i once killed someone who attacked me, at the same moment that my officer tried to shoot him. my enemy dropped on the ground, the bullet wizzed over him, hitting someone else, causing him to attack me, and the rest of the town going after me as well! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> it was like tortuga! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> of course, the guards did absolutely nothing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> they just sat back and enjoyed the mayhem.
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Something similar. Came out of a building in Oxbay (with no officers). The flashing red light signalled danger. Saw the guards running, so decided to follow. Lo and behold the bad guy was the Street Trader?! The guards quickly butchered him to death, which was vaguely amusing as I had not seen this before. However, his death seemed to trigger a response in the guards that I had killed him (I was nowehere near - honest) and out swarmed the guards (could not believe how many!), surrounding me, before I ultimately became their victim - no chance really and....I guess not so funny after all!
 
i always win in those situations. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> try entering a fort from the landside. that's challenge.
 
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