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It does look cool Morgan. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" />
 
i've got no idea how it's going to work. it WILL work, but the question is 'how'. for all i know it might go flailing like mad and skitter all over the place, wrapping me in the engine cable.

i've always wanted to be killed by my own invention.
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> What?

Why not be killed while rocketing down a hill on a speeding shopping cart? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwoB2tQoFA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwoB2tQoFA</a> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
Now he's gotta push that damn thing all the way back up the hill to his truck. That must suck.
 
Actually, he doesn't have to push it back up - he's homeless, ergo no truck. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> That one he's using was one he...uh...borrowed. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/389_robber.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":robber:" border="0" alt="389_robber.gif" />
 
How do you know so much about him? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
I saw the rest of that show - what's on Youtube is just a clip from it. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
No, but a friend of his fell off his cart and cracked his skull open. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
WOAH. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> Did he survive? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=329311:date=Jun 16 2009, 12:44 AM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Jun 16 2009, 12:44 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=329311"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> What?

Why not be killed while rocketing down a hill on a speeding shopping cart? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwoB2tQoFA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwoB2tQoFA</a> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"A lot of people think I'm nuts." Yep, I'm one of them. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Besides, that's not rocketing, that's just free-falling with a rock.

<a href="http://jwz.livejournal.com/392129.html" target="_blank">This</a> is rocketing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> (Alright, to be accurate, it's a jet engine rather than a rocket, but it's still a lot more powerful than a rock.)
 
<img src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/5/128834096485732853.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
<img src="http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-burn-crayfish.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
<img src="http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-pants-down.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=329544:date=Jun 16 2009, 02:16 PM:name=Skyliner)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Skyliner @ Jun 16 2009, 02:16 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=329544"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/5/128834096485732853.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/emoticons/thbarfing.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=329492:date=Jun 16 2009, 03:05 AM:name=Grey Roger)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Grey Roger @ Jun 16 2009, 03:05 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=329492"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=329311:date=Jun 16 2009, 12:44 AM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Jun 16 2009, 12:44 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=329311"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> What?

Why not be killed while rocketing down a hill on a speeding shopping cart? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwoB2tQoFA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwoB2tQoFA</a> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":woot" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"A lot of people think I'm nuts." Yep, I'm one of them. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Besides, that's not rocketing, that's just free-falling with a rock.

<a href="http://jwz.livejournal.com/392129.html" target="_blank">This</a> is rocketing. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> (Alright, to be accurate, it's a jet engine rather than a rocket, but it's still a lot more powerful than a rock.)
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" />
 
But why bother with all that when a rock and a shopping cart will do the job? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/me.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":onya" border="0" alt="me.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/278/5/8/You_Noob___Go_Frag_Yourself_by_DOS_Commander.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
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