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<img src="http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s208/morgan_terror/Bravery_Motivational-1.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

this one remains one of my faves. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> He will have to get down off that armoured vehicle to use that sword. Not a smart move. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":no" border="0" alt="no.gif" />
 
Hence the "...not for the practically of his actions,... " part of the add. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
 
@Lazarus: <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=303263:date=Feb 25 2009, 08:35 PM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Feb 25 2009, 08:35 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=303263"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=261673:date=Jun 15 2008, 05:32 PM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Jun 15 2008, 05:32 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=261673"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/halfprice.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
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<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x172/oldsalt_bucket/st-james-davis-0409-lg.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

Out of the corner of her eye, LaDonna suddenly noticed a large form about forty feet away. It was a chimpanzee, a young adult male, somehow out of his cage, and he was glaring at her. The chimp held her gaze for a moment, and then charged. St. James rushed to his wife. The animal barreled into LaDonna's back, knocking her into St. James. She wrapped her arms around her husband's neck, but the chimpanzee locked his jaws around the thumb of her left hand. With a single, ferocious jerk of his neck, he tore it off.

St. James threw his hysterical wife under the picnic table and pushed her further underneath as the chimp tried to pursue her. LaDonna was screaming commands — "No! Stop! Sit!" — in a desperate bid to stop him. The remaining cake was on the table, still in its box, but the chimp didn't go for it. Instead he went after St. James.

As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.

St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded. Blood poured from his body, and LaDonna was screaming. It looked as if they were eating him alive. Finally, LaDonna's screams drew the owners' son-in-law, Mark Carruthers, who came running armed with a .45-caliber revolver. After struggling to find a clean shot, he opened fire on the younger primate. The shot had no apparent effect, and Carruthers raced back to his house, a few dozen yards away, to reload with more-powerful ammunition. When Carruthers returned, he focused on the older male, the prime aggressor. Kneeling down, he shot him once in the head from close range. As the animal fell to the ground, the younger chimp began dragging St. James's mutilated body down a hill leading away from Moe's cage. Dirt filled St. James's lungs and seeped into his bloody openings.

The lone chimp continued tearing at St. James's limp body with his teeth until Carruthers caught up to him and shot him once in the chest, ending the attack. St. James, lying facedown, felt the lifeless animal fall on his back.
 
<img src="http://fc32.deviantart.com/fs38/f/2008/350/b/4/Minotaur_Lord_in_battle_by_PeteAmachree.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> I thought it was a giant chicken or a pig at first until I looked at the description of the picture in deviant art and it was said there that this thing is a minotaur. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> Wtf? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> That's the most stupid looking minotaur I've ever seen! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Oh and if you look closely you see that he's about to be forked. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rofl" border="0" alt="24.gif" /> Ouch. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/piratesing.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shock" border="0" alt="piratesing.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

A minotaur should look like this:

<img src="http://fc55.deviantart.com/fs17/f/2007/132/2/f/Minotaur_by_VinRoc.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

Now THAT's a minotaur I'd be running from. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":yes" border="0" alt="yes.gif" />
 
I'd trip the person running next to me in hopes it eats him instead. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=303451:date=Feb 26 2009, 10:38 AM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Feb 26 2009, 10:38 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=303451"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I'd trip the person running next to me in hopes it eats him instead. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
The old, feed him your friend, trick. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
What if the Minotaur <b>prefers</b> horsemeat? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />:
 
...hope he thinks I'm a cow? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":shrug" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cheeky" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=261690:date=Jun 15 2008, 05:47 PM:name=Stallion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stallion @ Jun 15 2008, 05:47 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=261690"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k177/uzfresh/rollypicard.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="xD:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />
 
<img src="http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg118/Skyliner250/l_ec975cc5f16258be3c3435567965053b.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<!--quoteo(post=303636:date=Feb 27 2009, 10:06 AM:name=Old Salt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Old Salt @ Feb 27 2009, 10:06 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=303636"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->What if Jeeves comes out?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I'de lick 'im.... in fact, I could lick a couple of ya'll at the same time.....

<img src="http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/long_tongue.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
 
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />
 
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