Five Word Story

[Fred Bob]

only Scotty's left side was <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

in the beam and Scotty

 

[Old Salt]

was half beamed down to <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sick.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":eww" border="0" alt="sick.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

the mezzanine deck resulting in

 

[Old Salt]

two Scotty's that were pretty

 

[Meigger]

different from each other. This

 

[Old Salt]

presented a problem to the

 

[Meigger]

crew as they did not

 

[Old Salt]

know which one to obey.

 

[Fred Bob]

Finally, Sulu beamed both "Scotties" <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

down and the parts merged

 

[Old Salt]

together with the gnome, who <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

did not like being a

 

[Old Salt]

bystander and so jumped on

 

[Meigger]

just as Scottie was being

 

[Old Salt]

transported and thus was melded

 

[Fred Bob]

to a fencepost by the

 

[Old Salt]

trough. Scotty, meanwhile, staggered around

 

[Meigger]

in a dazed condition and

 

[Old Salt]

started dunking peoples heads in