Five Word Story

[Fred Bob]

to market cattle to aliens <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

without having to go through

 

[Old Salt]

the necessary government regulations. Kirk,

 

[Meigger]

stumped by the question deferred

 

[Old Salt]

Slim to the proper authorities.

 

[Meigger]

Since the proper authorities were

 

[Old Salt]

nowhere to be found, Slim

 

[Meigger]

decides to ask Skull what

 

[Old Salt]

to do about the cattle.

 

[Meigger]

Skull thought for a moment,

 

[Fred Bob]

smiled, and proposed a barbeque. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

Slim shook his head and <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/no.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="no.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

said, "A barbeque?" How is

 

[Old Salt]

that going to help me

 

[Fred Bob]

get alien business for abduction <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

of these bothersome cattle. Skull

 

[Meigger]

replied, "Well it isn't, but

 

[Old Salt]

you would make a lot

 

[Meigger]

of money by selling the

 

[Old Salt]

cattle to anyone." Slim replied,