Five Word Story

[Fred Bob]

now was the time to <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

put an end to this

 

[Old Salt]

so he prepared to capture <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

a nearby drink by distracting <img src="http://forum.piratesahoy.net//style_emoticons/default/user_comment.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Old Salt]

the barmaid. The dishwasher, however, <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/bounce.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":b:" border="0" alt="bounce.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

switched glasses on McCoy, <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pirate-ayant-soif.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="pirate-ayant-soif.gif" /> who <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

then grabbed and gulped down <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

a cocktail of chunky dishwater. <img src="http://pages.sbcglobal.net/fred_bob/_images/puke.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Old Salt]

Worf glared at the dishwasher <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

and wondered if the dishwater

 

[Old Salt]

was similar to the water <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/poet.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":hmm" border="0" alt="poet.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

back home on Qo'noS. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/beer2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":beer" border="0" alt="beer2.gif" /> McCoy <img src="http://pages.sbcglobal.net/fred_bob/_images/puke.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />

 

[Meigger]

looked at Worf as he

 

[Old Salt]

started to feel lightheaded and <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":?" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

fainted. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mybad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mybad.gif" /> Worf demanded a double <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/beer2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":beer" border="0" alt="beer2.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

cocktail of dirty chunky dishwater <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

and slammed it down happily. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

Suddenly, Worf's eyes changed to

 

[Old Salt]

quite a frightful shade of <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_eek.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":" border="0" alt="icon_eek.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

the insides of a volcanoe <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />