Five Word Story

[Old Salt]

did, and then the gnome

 

[Fred Bob]

did. Next he ordered them

 

[Old Salt]

not to soak any more

 

[Meigger]

and to get out of

 

[Old Salt]

the watertrough. At this, the

 

[Fred Bob]

players all slowly returned to

 

[Old Salt]

the pub and back to

 

[Fred Bob]

the game. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" /> Meanwhile, Slim drove <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen1.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="icon_mrgreen1.gif" />

 

[Old Salt]

the tractor over to the

 

[Meigger]

pub to watch the game.

 

[Fred Bob]

When he released the clutch, <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

the tractor jumped directly into

 

[Old Salt]

a ditch that a midget

 

[Fred Bob]

had dug while Slim primed

 

[Old Salt]

the tractor. Slim got out

 

[Fred Bob]

, kicked the midget, and drove

 

[Meigger]

the tractor over him. This

 

[Fred Bob]

got the tractor out, but

 

[Meigger]

the uproar created by Slim's

 

[Old Salt]

massacre of the midget threatened