Five Word Story

[Fred Bob]

(n) agave plant behind the outhouse.

 

[Meigger]

This noise got the best

 

[Fred Bob]

lawyer available and proceeded to

 

[Meigger]

file a writ to stop

 

[Fred Bob]

all forms of peace and

 

[Meigger]

quiet forthwith, heretofore and forevermore. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="w00t.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

This annoyed Slim who quickly

 

[Meigger]

decided it was time to

 

[Fred Bob]

sell all his stock in

 

[Meigger]

Noise for Profit Inc., a company formed by

 

[Fred Bob]

people who cannot shut up. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

Slim, now devoid of stock

 

[Fred Bob]

decided space contraptions <strike>was</strike> {were} the

 

[Meigger]

"crackberry" of the universe and



Crackberry - 2006 word of the year.

 

[Fred Bob]

therefore harmful to rodents and

 

[Meigger]

humans. However, individuals continue to


Excellent edit <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/buds.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="buds.gif" />

 

[Fred Bob]

scratch their heads and ponder

< Thankee, matey! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/par-ty.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="par-ty.gif" /> >

 

[Meigger]

if the chicken came before

 

[Fred Bob]

the pig when paying chess. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

Chess being a cerebral game