Five Word Story

[Meigger]

Consequently, the mothers responded with

 

[SwaggeringGit]

rolled-up gossip tabloids, attacking en-masse

 

[Jack Davidson]

and driving back their unruly

 

[SwaggeringGit]

lubber progeny in force reminiscent

 

[Fred Bob]

{of the Battle of the Bulge.}

This annoyed the pirates who

[Edited by Fred Bob fer sanity... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" />]

 

[Jack Davidson]

objected to having their supplies

 

[CSHM]

thrown out the window at

 

[Jack Davidson]

unsuspecting, but opportunistic, corpulent merchants

 

[Fred Bob]

and because making trouble is

 

[Meigger]

unusual for mothers, the pirates

 

[Fred Bob]

joined forces with the moms

 

[Meigger]

to stop the damage being

 

[SwaggeringGit]

advantageously profiteered by greedy mechants

 

[Jack Davidson]

, storming the merchants commercial premises <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/duel_pa.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ixi" border="0" alt="duel_pa.gif" />

 

[SwaggeringGit]

being bombarded by unorthodox ammunition, (ie, paperweights, documents, and secretaries) <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="dunno.gif" />

 

[Commodore John Paul Jones]

and a broadside of silverware. (Heh heh... *thinks back to the scene where Ragetti has that fork in his eye*)

 

[Jack Davidson]

After much confusion, victory went

 

[SwaggeringGit]

to Trump, with 1000000+ secretaries (used as ammo <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/boom.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":boom" border="0" alt="boom.gif" /> )

 

[Fred Bob]

, the moms, and the pirates. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/onya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="onya.gif" />

 

[Meigger]

After victory had been secured